So, How Would You Feel About a Gay Cowboy?

After a summer in which he bleached his hair blonde, Washington Redskins’ running back Clinton Portis is spending part of training camp explaining that he is not, in fact, gay. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) We have a history of homosexual sports stars ranging from Martina Navratilova to…

Randy Galloway Goes to The Ticket!

To watch the Texas Rangers-Oakland A’s game, that is. Relax. Interesting night in San Antonio. While I was gallivanting around town with both owner Jerry Jones’ caravan (even at 66 the dude can throw down) and a 1310 AM The Ticket traveling birthday party in which a member of the group…

Judging Judges

Oh, sure, Mr. Private Sector Wage Slave, you probably get formally evaluated by your boss every year. That annual review by your boss—that idiot—is a painful, tedious, unfair rite of passage annually. Well, if it makes you feel any better, you can take comfort from the fact that local judges,…

Camp Cowboys Top 10 Observations: Day 8

10. Story out of Lincoln, Nebraska of all places – apparently the writer was in Dallas for the Big 12 Media Days – says at Cowboys Stadium there is for sale $800,000 suites in which you can purchase a $90 pizza. That’s about $11 a slice by my sportswriter math. However,…

Dallas Mavericks 2009-10 Schedule

Shawn Marion. Drew Gooden. Roddy Beaubois. Quinton Ross. Count ABC among the non-believers in your new-and-maybe-sorta-somehwhat improved Dallas Mavericks. The Mavs’ schedule for next season has them appearing nine times on ESPN, seven times on NBATV, four times on TNT and, um, zero times on ABC’s Sunday afternoon showcase. Last year…

The City’s Fire Sale

I’m in desperate need of a new car — unless it’s supposed to smoke after 13 years, in which case, never mind. That said, the city of Dallas is slashing and burning its inventory of dozens of used fire engines and ambulances over on my favorite auction site. The kid…

Design for (Free) Living

Earlier this year, the Dallas City Council said it wanted no part in plans to turn a former hotel at 1011 S. Akard Street into a home for the homeless. Perhaps you recall said brouhaha, the result of which will be 250 low-income apartment units once developers Ted and Larry…