New Standard

There’s a virus infecting Deep Ellum. Not the mosquito-borne kind–this is a restaurant virus, one of temperance, sobriety and restraint. Symptoms range, but they all generate the same basic characteristics: dull names; utilitarian menus; simple furnishings; lousy ambience; street fronts inhospitable to lines of cars from Stuttgart and Bavaria; resourceful…

Chicken-Fried Infamy

Texas and Oklahoma linemen aren’t the only ones set to butt heads Saturday at the Texas State Fairgrounds. Consolidated Restaurant Operations Chairman Gene Street is going to bang skillets with cooks from Newton’s, an Oklahoma City restaurant, to determine which state can sizzle the best chicken-fried steak. “I need to…

Wine Snubs

Nobody likes an expert. When Congress elicits testimony on issues of social concern, such as stem cell research, they call upon Mary Tyler Moore rather than suffer through the pointed ramblings of droll scientists. Claim to be a sports trivia nut and someone will instantly fire off obscure questions. (Our…

Hot House

Saffron is the Bentley of the spice rack. The golden, rich and pungent powder rendered from the threadlike stigmas of the flowering crocus is the most expensive spice in the world. At various periods in history, this bouillabaisse staple has been worth much more than its weight in gold. This…

Opening the Tap

Frankie Carabetta, the virile bar magnate who has sown taps and shots all over Uptown (there’s even a bar on McKinney Avenue, Frankie’s, named after him that he has absolutely nothing to do with), is busy pumping out more progeny. At this time next week, Knox Street Pub & Grill…

Playmakers

A reporter’s little notebook is everything. Etched inside are scribbled records of events and the words of people great and unknown. Without a notation in some worn tablet, the world would never remember such lines as Patrick Henry’s “give me liberty or give me death”…Um, wait. Bad example. Someone added…

Eddie’s Red Adventure

Like chardonnay, merlot is a wine that is simultaneously subjected to derision and gushing plaudits. While the masses lap it up, those with discriminating noses and fat wallets sneer at the stuff, even as they shell out thousands of dollars to prominently stuff examples from Pomerol or Saint-Emilion into their…

Flaunting Royals

Nick and Sam’s owners Joe Palladino and Phil Romano have a name for their 4,000-square-foot, semiprivate nightclub scheduled to open the second week in October. It’s Medici, which is Italian for affluent, royal family. Hmm. Could that moniker come off as a little snobby? “I think it might,” Palladino admits…

In the Drink

My first taste of North Texas was a nibble of Arlington. I was staying in a tract home in a neighborhood with far too many tricycles and souped-up Hyundais. I’m not sure if this was the cause, but I soon developed a potent thirst for wine. In Arlington, I soon…

Garza’s Gaggle

Chef Gilbert Garza, who’s been holed up in his tiny restaurant Suze for the past couple of years, hasn’t been making much noise. He is now, though, because his kitchen is crowded. “Garreth Dickey has been cooking in my kitchen for the past three weeks,” he says, referring to the…

Comparing Apples

There’s a scene from the Monty Python classic Life of Brian in which a mob mistakes an underachiever either for the messiah or an Alabama judge; it’s been awhile since we’ve seen the film and we get the two confused, anyway. Brian of Nazareth implores his unwanted followers to embrace…

Civics Lesson

When Citizen opened roughly four years ago, its mix of neo-Asian fusion with a traditional sushi bar threw off so much heat that it was nearly impossible to get near it on a weekend night. The bar area, with banks of white televisions (now converted to plasma screens) bolted onto…

The Twain Meet

There’s no sushi bar here. (But there is sushi.) There’s counter seating equipped with an expansive view of the square open kitchen. It’s like watching ballet, the daredevil kind with knives and flames. Orders come in, and chef-owner Seiji Wakabayashi ladles orange fluid into a saucepan. Another pan gets a…

The AA List

Ah, to be the best. Fools try to earn the sobriquet through years of dedicated labor. The younger generations, their attention spans schooled by technology and sound-bite journalism, simply proclaim themselves the best at their craft. It worked for Barry Bonds, Deion Sanders and every rapper who ever booked time…

Butt Fires

Texadelphia founder Tom Landis says he hopes last week’s Dallas Observer cover story by Zac Crain on Deep Ellum crime (“Cruising for a Bruising”) will light some fires under a few butts that park in City Hall. It sure lit a flame under his. “While our other places, like Las…

Drip Dry

Great things can disappear in an instant as some momentous burp rattles mankind and alters the face of history. Pompeii, a town southeast of Naples, Italy, built on a spur of prehistoric lava, is just one example. In A.D. 79, it was destroyed in a flash by a hard-driving, molten…

See Dean Run

This may be the age of Deans. One Dean beat the odds and bolted to the top by out-sneering a pack of Democratic dwarfs with an Oval Office jones. Another Dean is mining millions from a restaurant industry sweating through the post-tech-bubble-9-11 malaise. Only this Dean puts his Dean up…

Shrunken Head

Royal Tokyo is a piece of history, forged on griddles and refined over seaweed strips, that reaches its crowning summit on a slab of creamy beef. This curious route began three decades ago. It was elaborate, fabricated by Japanese master carpenters and draped in garden architecture with bonsai trees, waterfalls…

Free the French

It’s not only freedom fries and a plunge in American tourism and wine sales the French have had to contend with. Now they have to cope with the marginalization of their grub. Although Whit Meyers, who oversees food and beverage for the Entertainment Collaborative, insists Francophobia isn’t the reason the…

Euro-Hash

Cuisine emerges from a culture and its environment. Or so we’re told, anyway. Self-styled “foodies,” members of the slow food movement and agitators who decry globalization tend to be rather scathing in their opinion of processed meals, super-sized orders and other aspects of mainstream American cuisine. They somehow forget that…

Cosmopolitan Reach

Tracy Miller and Alice Cottrell believe their restaurant is haunted. They’ve heard stories from construction workers, toiling well into the wee hours, telling of eerie sounds humming through the spaces in the historic Boyd Hotel where their restaurant took shape after the pair operated a catering company for six years…

Corner Pocket

Dallas restaurant legend Gene Street, chairman of Consolidated Restaurant Operations, confirms he’s set to gobble the servings of another Dallas magnate: Scott Ginsburg. According to Street, Consolidated is close to sewing up a deal to pick up Ginsburg’s recently shuttered Bamboo Bamboo on the corner of Keller Springs and the…