Wanted: Authentic, Delicious, Crunchy Carnitas

I’m stumped. I realized looking for a true Philadelphia hoagie in a town so far from Pennsylvania might be tough, but surely my favorite taco filling would be prolific in Dallas. Where are the real-deal carnitas? So far, piquant picadillo and and sweet pastor dominate the porcine taco fillings I’ve…

Another In-N-Out Opens in Dallas in 3 … 2 …

That’s right, folks: Another In-N-Out lands in Dallas proper this week — another place for you to drive by and think, Even I don’t love burgers that much. That’s just weird. This one lands Thursday at 7909 LBJ Freeway, just near the 635-Coit interchange. So that won’t cause any traffic…

Dallas Has Some Decent Delis, But We Need Some Help With Our Bread

Oh Dallas. I’m about ready to admit defeat. In a story I did calling for hoagie suggestions to satisfy my East Coast carpetbagging cravings, many chimed in citing Jimmy’s, The Great Outdoors, Biladelphia, Great American Hero and more. I asked for shredded lettuce, a sturdy roll and high-quality meat. Commenter…

After a Flailing Start, RedFork Is Ready For A Second Look

What an idea it was: Take a handful of top-tier chefs fresh from Dallas’ top restaurants, give them access to the best ingredients and turn them loose on pub fare. RedFork Tavern was one of the most anticipated recent openings in the scene. Local food blogs ran preview stories in…

Food Taxes Alone Won’t Keep Us From Becoming Fat Asses

Between double brunches I thumbed through the Sunday papers, hunting for relevant food news so you don’t have to. Most papers are slathered with stories about the heat, but there were a few food gems … The Morning News re-printed a Chicago Tribune story that continues an ongoing dialogue about…

What Would You Do For Free Whataburger For an Entire Year?

Kill a man? Would you kill a man for an entire year’s worth of free Whataburger? Well, that’s understandable, but there’s a less time-consuming and more ethical way to go about getting free Whataburger. All you have to do is get to the new Dallas location today. The new store,…

Eat This: NHS Tavern’s Cleaver & Block Burger

This burger’s been my albatross. I had it just a few nights after arriving in Dallas, and I’ve been searching for a better burger ever since. I’m not finding one. I’m not saying NHS serves the best burger in the metroplex (yes, there’s an app for that), but it’s definitely…

Beat the Heat With These Five Texas Wheats

There are people who will tell you that when it’s more than 100 degrees out, you need to drink water because alcohol will dehydrate you. Ignore those buzzkills — especially today, it being International Beer Day, making for two international beer holidays in a row. Here are some of our…

Aguas Fail: Tasting Nestle’s Aguas Frescas

Elotes. My new friend. I loved the street food, but it left me thirsty. Thankfully, aguas frescas were available just inside the Oak Lawn grocery store. El Rio Grande Supermercado offered at least 10 versions while I was visiting, ranging from the simple and refreshing lime and cucumber, to a…

My Fit Foods: Losing Weight by Buying Food You Don’t Want to Eat

My Fit Foods is what would happen if Eatzi’s ate Jenny Craig. It’s a wall of refrigerators filled with premade, preportioned, ready-to-wave, better-for-you-than-horking-down-a-stuffed-crust-pizza meals. The goal of My Fit Foods is to help us buncha lazy tubtowns learn how to not eat triple cheeseburgers with bacon every damned day. You…

Five Ways Drunk Folk Justify Drinking

As if you needed another reason to have a beer besides “It’s Hump Daaaaay!” and “It’s daytime!” and “I like beer!,” here are five “facts” drunks will throw at you to convince you that getting hammered is actually good for you. “Wine is nature’s sunblock!” — your mom and these…

It’s So Here: The Best of Dallas 2011 Readers’ Poll

A few weeks ago, we asked you to help us (help you) on the subject of the Best of Dallas Readers’ Picks Categories. Your suggestions didn’t disappoint. After throwing your advice in the hopper and giving them a test run, we now have chemically tested, FDA-approved poll for you. A…