Seven Cheese Things That Must Really Annoy Good Cheese

If I were Actual Cheese, I’d be super annoyed by all the cheese poseurs in the grocery store these days. I bet Actual Cheese looks at Cheez Whiz in exactly the same way a 60 year-old dude from Austin looks at all the college kids who moved to Austin last…

A Guide to British Cheese That Isn’t Cheddar

Continuing our celebration of cheese week, we asked resident British person Gavin Cleaver to tell us about cheese in the U.K., because we are fascinated by a people who have no concept of smoked brisket. Plus, his answers are usually pretty strange entertaining. We have no idea how much of…

FDA Holds Back Cheese Because of Cheese Mites

The FDA recently held a shipment of Mimolette, an aged French cheese that has been shipped to America for decades. The cheese has a round, wrinkled and tough exterior hiding a bright orange center. Fans compare it visually to cantaloupe. The FDA hold on the 1,100 pound shipment means it…

It’s Happened. The Original Snuffer’s Is Dead.

Two weeks ago we told you that the original Snuffer’s was no more. Earlier today Instagram (which has been proven to be marginally more accurate at breaking news than CNN) reports that it is gone. See also: Snuffer’s to Rebuild Iconic Greenville Location Instagram user Doylerader posted this photo to…

The Never-Ending Cycle of Queso Enjoyment

Editor’s note: Last year we published an instructive blog post detailing the various stages queso exhibits as it emerges from the kitchen and sits on your table. Since it’s cheese week, and queso is the greatest cheese dish in the history of ever, we decided it was a good time…

The Awesome Cheeseboards of Dallas, and What is On Each Of Them

Here are some samples of the beautifully plated cheeseboards we photographed for cheese week. SEE ALSO: PHOTOS: The Awesome Cheese Boards of Dallas. Scardello Artisan Cheese (3511 Oak Lawn) 1. Dried Cherries 2. Apricots 3. Black mission figs 4/5. Marcona almonds (skin off and on) 6. Italian Baguette: Empire Bakery…