A Bill of Rights for Texas Diners

First, some backstory: Earlier this week, Pete Wells, the food critic at The New York Times, got his man panties in a bunch over bread service at New York City restaurants. According to Wells, the practice of serving bread as a complimentary act of welcoming has been slowly receding into…

The BBQ Ranch in Fort Worth is Texas in Miniature

Somewhere, in a far-flung part of Fort Worth, there is a corner of land that will remain forever Texas. It’s in Texas, obviously, but that’s not quite what I’m driving at here. The BBQ Ranch, a recently opened barbecue restaurant in the corner of five acres of ranch, is so…

Palapas Seafood Bar’s Coastal Breeze

Life is about to look really good, and I am going to tell you why. Picture yourself sitting on a shaded patio as a stiff breeze rustles the palm leaves that thatch the roof above your head. Picture a cold, sweating bottle of Pacifico in your hand. There is music,…

Wait, Why Did I Just Eat a KFC Double Down?

What have I done? Should I be experiencing fear? What did I expect, after rolling through the KFC drive-thru, cautiously, and saying — with a finger point of purpose — “I’ll have the Double Down”? Simply because it recently returned to the menu after a probably sensible absence? Should I…

Meddlesome Moth Is Throwing a Week-Long Birthday Party with Rare Beer

Design District stalwart Meddlesome Moth celebrates its fourth birthday this week. The last fourth birthday party I attended featured a face painter, a quarter sheet cake from Costco, and a trove of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot merchandise. The proprietors of the Dallas Observer’s favorite beer wall, however, will be…

The Loon’s New Location Coming Soon. So Is a Big Party.

In 2003, I wrote in these pages about a room at 3531 McKinney Ave. that had, over the course of six decades, stood witness to the people — many of them drunk — who represented the changing societal, political and demographic realities of our city. “And pretty much everyone had…

Club Schmitz Is Dead

The Scoop Blog reported moments ago that Club Schmitz, the beloved Dallas dive bar located on Old Denton Road, will close its doors forever on the last day of May. The news will undoubtedly sadden countless barflies and Dallas-style-burger fanatics. Of course, news of the closing does not come as…

Making Music With Sichuan Peppercorns

It’s been almost three years since I brought a bag of Sichuan peppercorns into the office, and doled them out to an unsuspecting editorial staff. As everyone let the papery husks sit on their tongue they experienced a citrusy electric sensation — almost a buzzing. “That’s disturbing,” said one writer,…