Here’s the Rangers’ $26 Hot Dog

Remember when Oscar Mayer came out with the “bun-length” hot dog? They ran a series of commercials featuring white-bread Americans at cook outs wondering what to do with that bit of bun remained after they’d taken the last hot dog bite. This will not be a problem with the new…

Meatless Monday At Freebirds Is Highly Stressful

I was out running errands in the Old Town shopping center at Lovers and Greenville when I found myself hungrily eyeing the guinea pigs on display at Petsmart. Alarmed by my newfound taste for small domesticated mammals, I checked my watch and realized it was 4 o’clock and all I’d…

Savor Returns With Multiple Events This Week

Savor Dallas will be kicking off next week, and while it’s easy to focus on the pinnacle of the event, the grand tasting hosted in Las Colinas at the Irving Convention Center, there are a number of other, smaller events leading up to the finale. Last year, some attendees complained…

Where Is All This Pink Slime Anyway?

A number of articles have been published in the last few days as Safeway and Kroger have announced their intentions to stop selling ground beef products that contain lean finely textured beef. The ammonia treated additive has gotten significant attention after receiving the nickname “pink slime.” If you’re not familiar…

Dear Taco Bell, This is How It’s Done: The Bacon Taco Shell

Down at SXSW this past week, which was pretty well Cool Ranchified with junk-food advertisements, one of the day parties was sponsored by The Bell. They were giving away free Doritos Locos tacos by the crate. Sounds fantastic, right? The problem, of course, is the Doritos Locos taco shells carry…

The Walking Taco May Have Walked Across the Border

John T. Edge wrote about Tostilocos in Wednesday’s New York Times and describes the Mexican street food as Tostitos corn chips topped with shaved jicama, pickled pig skins and stumpy tamarind candies in one instance. Sounds a little like the Frito Pie we wrote about a few weeks ago, right?…

Rice Bowl’s Menu Writes Checks Its Food Can’t Cash

Rice Bowl Express, 11419 Garland Road, is fast and cheap. How could Cheap Bastard not love it? By eating there, unfortunately. Times I was like, “Is that a hooker? Yes. Is that also a hooker? Yes.”: 12 Trucks in the Fiesta Mart parking lot next door count: 21 I’ve driven…

Texas Cottage Food Law Catches a Break

I love bakers. Not because they smell like brown sugar and cinnamon. Or even because they make superhero birthday cakes. Nope. I love bakers because they’re scrappy. Back in June, the state enacted the Cottage Food Law, allowing home bakers to sell their goods under a few guidelines. Within that…

When Shopping For Or Eating Seafood, Volume Is King

Sea Breeze Fish Market and Grill, the subject of this week’s review, has had me thinking a lot about seafood and freshness. While the flesh of every animal begins to deteriorate the second that animal dies, seafood is the most fragile of animal proteins. Beef kept under refrigeration actually improves…

Matt McCallister Announces FT 33

While reviewing Campo, and bitching about truffles, I’ve been alluding to Matt McCallister’s new restaurant but not coughing up the name. A server squeaked while I was reviewing Campo, and when I followed up with McCallister, he asked I not print it. I’m glad I didn’t because I was just…

Big Texas Beer Fest Tickets Are On Sale RIGHT NOW!

Last year Dallas was going to have its very own beer festival. Then it wasn’t. Then it was again. And now, finally, tickets have gone on sale for the April 14 event at Fair Park. General admission tickets are $35, and if you draw the short straw and end up…

Years Later, Sea Breeze is Still (Lobster) Rolling

The first lobster roll I ever ate was purchased in a run-down seafood restaurant on Route 12, 60 miles outside of Boston, in a town called Fitchburg. I’d seen the sign on my way to a wedding in New Hampshire: “Lobsters, $3.99 a pound,” it read, and it sat next…