The Universal Food Shame Scale

Damn. Eating that freezer burrito made you feel like an awful human being. But, exactly how awful? Wish there was a way to know exactly how much shame you should feel when you eat a horrible, awful food? Wish. Effing. Granted. Above is our very helpful, very scientific Universal Food…

Confirmed: The Munchies Come Out at Night

In terms of eating healthy, do your days often start with the best of intentions, but descend with the sun? Maybe you begin with oatmeal and a banana, but end with a plate of nachos that are washed down with a couple cold beers? Well you’re not alone. You’re still…

How to Eat the Grape’s Mussels

Offering mussels on a menu is a lot like offering a burger. You see both everywhere, and each is highly dependent on the primary ingredient. Mussels are especially finicky — they’re only as good as they are tonight, and tomorrow they may be a complete disappointment in the same dining…

An Ode to the Coupe Glass

First introduced in the 1660s for Champagne, the coupe glass reached the height of its popularity in the 1930s with the introduction of Prohibition-era cocktails, and in recent years its popularity is on the rise again, namely with a special class of drinkers called me. The coupe shape is a…

It’s Time Dallas Got an Indian-Food Truck

Dear Potential Food Truck Entrepreneurs of Dallas,Please, for the love of Krishna, start an Indian food truck. Please park outside my favorite bars late at night (Deep Ellum would be a good spot) so I can fill my neglected belly with your spicy flavorful goodness. There’s just something about the…

Driftwood is Half Off for Oak Cliffers Tomorrow

The new seafood spot Driftwood, at 642 West Davis in Oak Cliff, is offering 50 percent off to Oak Cliff residents tomorrow. I spoke with owner Jonn Baudoin about the promotion. “We’re part of the community here now,” said Baudoin, “and we just want to show our appreciation.” As SideDish…

Solving the Mystery of Melting Cheeses

My recent investigation into the endless cycle of queso enjoyment promoted a question in the comments. After I described a bubbling plate of molten cheese primi timpano asked: A little surprised at the bubbling cheese as I thought cheese heated to these temperatures would result in broken proteins. Does Velveeta…