Monty Python and the FM Smokehouse

The producers of the Holy Grail proudly present The Life Of Bri … no, no that’s not right. It says here “FM Smokehouse”. I don’t remember that one being part of the canon, but then I guess no one really watched The Meaning Of Life either, despite that whole song…

If Dallas Were an Ice Cream, What Would it Taste Like?

Ben and Jerry’s is officially out of ideas. The company kicked off a campaign recently to market flavors based on cities across the country. The announcement led us to pose the question on Facebook: What would Dallas taste like as an ice cream? See also: – The Smells of Dallas:…

What the Produce Section Looks Like in a World without Bees

A Whole Foods Market in Providence, Rhode Island, recently took before and after pictures of what their produce section would look like in a world without bees. The view sans bees is quite depressing, as it should be. Of the 453 products, 237 were removed, including apples, avocados, carrots, mangoes,…

Five Dallas Summer Session Beers to Drink Now

As North Texas temperatures inch towards triple-digits and seats at the bar patio become more off-putting and less of a commodity, the prompt delivery of a cold, refreshing beer is of the utmost importance. That’s where summer session beers come in. A session beer can be loosely defined as light,…

How to Fail at Franklin Barbecue

This week, Scott and his harem of hungries braved the line at Dallas’ famed meat mecca, Pecan Lodge. While they were taking months off their lives, I was attempting a similar feat in Austin. Upon arriving in Longhorn Land with my dude and our dog, we resolved to do two…

Picking a Bone With Pecan Lodge

Barbecued brisket is a finicky son of a bitch. Cook it too fast and you’ll be left with a dry, rubbery hunk of beef the size of your grandmother’s purse. Cook it too long and you can end up with a pile of loose, stringy meat. Smoke a perfect brisket…

Four Hungry Humans Take on the Pecan Lodge Trough and Lose

The four of us entered with the best intentions. I’d gathered three friends to help me evaluate the barbecued meats of Pecan Lodge, and “the trough” seemed like the only way to go. The $65 plate (sides not included) offered plenty of everything the restaurant had to offer, and according…

Mercat Opens in Uptown Offering European Bistro Cuisine

Dallas needs a few more French bistros. There’s something about sitting down at a table just a little after noon, ordering up a bottle of wine and starting with some great charcuterie, maybe with a little side salad dressed simply with lemon and olive oil — something you can linger…

Get Ready For Your First Limited Time Offer From Trinity Groves

LTO has announced their first idea for the Trinity Groves pop up restaurant. Over the past few weeks we’ve told you about the concept that will feature a temporary restaurant that provides four short months of atmosphere and cuisine crafted by a chef and designer picked by local Dallas diners…

Tracking Down the Crazy Pig Food Truck

Shimond Bradley is pretty honest about why he got in the food truck business. “I wanted a restaurant, but didn’t have half a million dollars,” he says. You have to respect that statement. It carries with it foresight and good judgment. Bradley graduated from Johnson and Wales University’s culinary college…

Where to Find Frogs’ Legs in Dallas

A story in yesterday’s New York Times has me thinking about frogs’ legs. The story details France’s historic obsession with the amphibian delicacy. The passion has waned as tastes have changed and a ban in the ’80s made it illegal to trade in French frogs. Still, some restaurants hang on…

Five Snow Cone Options for the First of Many Heat Waves

It’s just rude to write “HOT” five times across a weather forecast in all caps and bright red. I hate all caps! It’s like putting a memo in someone’s chair while they’re away from their desk: “Don’t even sit down!” The weather forecast is screaming at us, “Your eyeballs are…

Desta Starts Alcohol Sales More Than Three Months After Opening

If you’re wondering why Dallas has so many BYOB restaurants, a look at Desta will provide a few clues. After more than two months of waiting on the state (they filed their application a few weeks after opening) and nearly $10,000 in applications fees, bonds and insurance costs you can…