Kitsch in Sync

Rats, The Mousetrap is back. So is The Phantom of the Opera, that great and glorious hunk of cheese from the grand vizier of musical cheddar, Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber. The former is onstage at Theatre Three; the latter has parked its high-fat touring production in the Music Hall at…

Lay On, MacBuff

Who knew Macbeth could be so hot? Theatre Britain, that plucky little company so skilled at staging farces and Christmas pantos for the kiddies, now brings forth Shakespeare’s bloodiest play in a production at the Trinity River Arts Center that strips away everything that isn’t absolutely necessary. That includes the…

Throw Away the Key

Writer, director, producer and actor Tyler Perry wins the perfect attendance award. The plays and movies featuring his cross-dressing alter ego, Madea, have become runaway box-office hits with black women older than 35, raking in more than $155 million over the past several years. Three performances of his latest show,…

Little Orphan Trannies

Out in Plano, on the big stage at Collin County Community College, you’ve got The Rocky Horror (Puppet) Show, a loud, dirty, sexy, glorious rock musical that casts dozens of live actors alongside the sort manipulated by strings, rods and other mechanical contraptions. Over at Dallas Theater Center, there’s I…

Up in Arms

“Just a little touch of star quality” is how the chorus of peasants describes the title character in Evita, just opened by Lyric Stage at the Irving Arts Center. It’s one of the slyest jokes in the 1975 Webber-Rice rock opera, which depicts the rise of Eva Duarte Peron, young…

Ankh Around the Clock

Aida the grand opera by Giuseppe Verdi and Aida the Elton John/Tim Rice rock musical now running at the Uptown Players have one thing in common. One thing, that is, besides the title, the setting (Egypt at the time of the pharaohs) and the love triangle involving handsome navy captain…

Dangerous Moves

Somebody at the Richardson Theatre Centre has been watching late-night Cinemax. Director Regan Adair’s production of Christopher Hampton’s Dangerous Liaisons throbs with passion, a three-hour make-out marathon replete with pretty babes in clingy lingerie, a courtesan who lets her lady lump double as a writing desk and a virgin who…

So Ova It

Say you get some fine pâté de foie gras. You spread a big dollop of it on a thick, crusty slice of warm French baguette along with generous slivers of rare black truffle. First-class ingredients all the way around. Gourmet grub. But when you think about it, when you break…

Go With the Flow

Urinetown is running at the WaterTower Theatre. Perfect. What a relief that it’s such a wonderful production. Otherwise the next few paragraphs of this review would overflow with wordplay about the show going into the dumper or not being worth two shakes. Instead, let it be said that this Urinetown…

The Luce-y Show

Besides being Friday the 13th, the opening night performance of The Women, the Clare Boothe Luce comedy at Contemporary Theatre of Dallas, unfolded under a big, fat full moon. With 19 actresses playing the 42 women’s roles (there are no men in the show), that’s risking the hormonal equivalent of…

Sing Out, Louise

What started four years ago as a one-night-only fundraiser for the upstart Uptown Players has evolved into such a sell-out event that they now stretch Broadway Our Way over two weekends. This year’s edition, subtitled Divas Unleashed, is a ferociously fun celebration of the theater’s previous season that invites cast…

Eden Run

In the beginning, Children of Eden looks like it might have a prayer. What else would you expect from a show that stars God? Adam, Eve and their kids make an appearance. Noah and his bunch come with herds of animals played by adorable young’uns with paper plates and Dixie…

Christmas Brawls

Christmas may come but once a year, but Clive and Belinda hope to do so several times–and under the tree, no less–in Sir Alan Ayckbourn’s bitter farce, Season’s Greetings. In the sparkly, punch-drunk production on view at Collin County Community College’s Quad C Theatre, these two characters–dishy single novelist Clive…

Had a Cow, Dude

Boys will be girls in the British “panto” tradition, carried on again this holiday season by Theatre Britain in their intentionally over-the-top and utterly delightful production of Jack and the Beanstalk. The Brits do love putting actors in women’s wear. In panto (short for pantomime, though the silent aspects of…

Homo for the Holidays

“There is no amendment against same-sex comedy,” warns comic actor Paul J. Williams in his introduction to another performance by Queertown, the seven-member comedy troupe that commands the stage at the West End Comedy Theatre. They’re gay, all right, this bunch of giddies. It’s just that not all of them…

Walking on Eggshells

They talk, we listen. Stripped down to basics, that’s live theater. And in two new productions–the warm and funny Visiting Mr. Green at Contemporary Theatre of Dallas and the eerily prescient Humpty Dumpty at Second Thought Theatre (relocated to Addison)–the actors do the talking part so well that we in…

Raunch Dressing

Give us a T! Give us an A! A little of both are on display in Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical, now shaking its pompons and some booty at Kitchen Dog Theater. Based on the infamous smut film from the late ’70s, but only very loosely, this is porn to…

Duchamping at the Bit

Oprah Winfrey needed to prove the depth and breadth of Sir Anthony Hopkins’ talent. So the other day on her show she asked the Oscar-winning actor to read aloud from the Chicago Yellow Pages. He played right along, declaiming with great flourish: “Professional Nail Care! Women and men! Two dollars…

Say Amen, Somebody

Miracles abound in Crowns at Dallas Theater Center and Handler at Quad C Theatre in Plano, two shows that explore faith, love and redemption. DTC’s cast of seasoned Equity professionals (including two local favorites) gets into the old-time religion with foot-stomping renditions of gospel tunes and broadly acted stories about…

Wicked Good

Because of the wonderful things she does, Stephanie J. Block makes Wicked a magical ride. Same goes for Kendra Kassebaum, David Garrison, Carol Kane, Paul Slade Smith, Jenna Leigh Green, Logan Lipton, Derrick Williams and the rest of the marvelous cast of Munchkins and winged monkeys in the musical prequel-sequel…

Tommy Who?

Tommy, we can’t hear you. And it’s a shame. He still plays a mean pinball, that deaf, dumb and blind kid, but once he snaps out of his self-induced catatonic state, the young pinball wizard can’t make any points with the accursed acoustical problems in the Uptown Players’ production of…

Some Pig

Actors are animals. That’s the theme of this week’s hayride, which takes us to a happy barnyard and a dreary backstage rat’s nest. Over at Dallas Children’s Theater, they’re doing Charlotte’s Web, with a charming cast donning the fur and feathers of all who populate the farm in E.B. White’s…