Call The Doctor

The cake isn’t rising! Quick, someone call The Cake Mix Doctor. Whether you’ve just bought your first sack of flour or you’re a cooking connoisseur, New York Times best-selling author Anne Byrn is offering up some tricks of the baking trade with Central Market’s cooking class Fall Favorites: Cakes from…

Shiny Makes Happy People

Like crows, lots of ladies like shiny things. I know this because I am a lady (not a crow, though I have been accused of squawking) who oohs and ahhs over flashy sequins and bright baubles. Some of us can’t help it; it’s in our nature to accessorize. What we…

Tracks of My Tears

It’s really sadistic how we’re so very drawn to movies in which we are practically forced to love a character (despite flaws!) and then watch them die. Slowly. And I’m not talking about, like, Final Destination, but rather the formula terminal illness movie. Beaches, Love Story, Terms of Endearment, Fried…

Get This Fiesta Started

Recent census data tells us what we already know: Hispanics outnumber non-Hispanic whites in Dallas by a sizeable margin — more than 150,000, in fact. And because the 500,000-plus residents who immigrated here from south of our border or have roots in Latin American countries haven’t left their cultures behind,…

Another Chinese Import

With a population of nearly 1.3 billion people, it’s not surprising that China is home to some of the most talented folks on Earth. Luckily for us talent-appreciators here in North Texas, a handful of those folks — The National Acrobats of the People’s Republic of China — are stepping…

Hoffman Presents a Masterpiece

If you still frequent brick and mortar bookstores, chances are you’ve laid your eyes on a few Alice Hoffman titles (and hopefully picked up a book or two). The author of almost 30 works of fiction and young adult books, Hoffman has built quite a fan base, and everyone’s been…

Cave Opens Up

To many people, sculpture and design are static, silent fields of art. Nick Cave’s performance art, however, is not. Half fashion show, half dance recital, Cave brings his so-called Soundsuits to life with movement. The suits are densely constructed, full body assemblages that resemble ceremonial African garb made of everything…

Catch a Wave

When Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter John Camp isn’t gaining prestige in the realm of journalism for feature stories on Native American culture, the struggles of Midwest farm families or war zones in Iraq, he fuses together elements of suspense in fictitious worlds under the name John Sandford. That’s what he’s been…

Art Outside the Lines

If you don’t believe that art’s intersection of popular culture forever changed the way the world sees, embraces and creates art, then you may not enjoy Fort Worth artist Christopher Blay’s new exhibition Art Depreciation 1301: Art Before and After Culture. Through painting, sculpture and photography, Blay creates works meant…

You Call That Sick?

Tom Six, director of The Human Centipede, claims that The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence outdoes its predecessor as “the sickest movie of all time.” We certainly hope so, as we actually managed to keep our dinner down during the first Human Centipede film. A deranged doctor sewing three people…

Life Mimics Bloody Art

Art can be a great therapy for working through thorny emotional issues. What could be better for dealing with the trauma caused by witnessing your parents torture your brother than to write a bunch of stories about murdering children? Of course, therapy can get dicey if you’re an author living…

Glyph Notes

With a population of nearly 1.3 billion people, it’s not surprising that China is home to some of the most talented folks on Earth. Luckily for us talent-appreciators here in North Texas, a handful of those folks — The National Acrobats of the People’s Republic of China — are stepping…

Ernie and the Girls

If you enjoy a good rom-com (and double entendre) and are tired of Kate Hudson, The Bath House Cultural Center on White Rock Lake has just the solution for you. Beginning Thursday and running through October 22, Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest will be presented by the Wingspan…

Be Very Afraid

When was the last time you were scared out of your pants? Was it watching a horror film, or something more terrifying like an episode of Hannah Montana? Dun dun dun. Well, if you’re looking to get spooked, look no further than Screams Halloween Theme Park. Admission to Screams is…

Get Off on Gourds

Really? There are still kids today who would enjoy posing in a version of Cinderella’s magically transformed carriage? Thought they’d all be busy killing things in Gears of War 3. Amazing what we don’t know about children (damn restraining order). If your little princess — or prince, we’re not judging…

Steve Jobs, 1955-2011

Above, one of the most innovative commercials to grace the small screen — and, what is possibly our favorite commercial ever. It’s especially appropriate, since he gave us products that quite literally changed our lives. The mastermind behind Apple will be remembered by generations for his innovation and inspiration. Rest…

Puppetry And Make-Believe With Kathy Burks

Ahoy! Now that this year’s big Best Of Dallas issue is behind us, we’re back with another installment of Profiles In Pictures. This time photographer Sara Kerens pulls back the tiny curtain and shows us where the make-believe comes to life with puppetry artist Kathy Burks. Take another look into the world of…

The Mixmaster’s Horror Movie Countdown, October 5: Jaws

There is no body of water immune to the fear from Jaws. Any lake, any pond, any tepid street puddle is a possible place to swim and be eaten by a large, meat-hungry shark. I’d even bet there’s literally no swimming human on Earth that doesn’t, at some point, imagine…