Five Ludicrous Ideas for Dallas-Set Mommy Porn

Okay, okay. We get it. Self-published S&M-lite has an enthusiastic audience and is therefore pop-culturally relevant. And despite our earnest entreaty for something a bit more imaginative than “Fifty Shades of Beige,” this week marked another huge success with a familiar reprise: Gordon Gekko (with a heart of gold and…

Art Conspiracy Puts Speakers in Your Faceholes on Saturday.

If you’re unfamiliar with Art Conspiracy, it’s kind of like a street gang of creative do-gooders on the brink of revolution. Its mainframe rests underground in an undisclosed location, busily engineering elaborate events that raise cash for local non-profits rooted in the arts. Since 2005, AC has raised more than…

Quiet Madness: The Gothic Abstract at Ro2 Art Downtown Projects

It looked like UNT grad student Adam Rowlett was going to get screwed over when Mercantile Coffee House, the original venue for Gothic Abstract and site of the MAC’s community outreach program to bring emerging artists into downtown Dallas, suddenly closed halfway through the show’s run. Enter Roths Susan and…

See Garbage Trucks Dance at The Dallas VideoFest

See also: City Artists To Hijack The Omni’s Lights, Dallas Gets More Blade Runnery Last year something miraculous happened in Austin. Choreographer Allison Orr’s performance piece “The Trash Project” came to fruition. It felt as though the entire city gathered to watch as municipal waste employees danced with garbage trucks,…

Movie Versions of College Assigned Readings That Don’t Suck

It’s happened: We’ve blown another summer. America’s future leaders are piling back to their schools, and we’re honoring them with how-to’s, survival guides and personal stories of failure from Observer staff. That’s right, It’s College Week. Read more in our college-themed section. It’s a itchy temptation: your argumentative paper is…

Dallas’ Five Best Antique Shops

Whether on the prowl for Mad Men inspired mid-century decor, or something more Victorian, Dallas’ antique stores have got it covered. Below is a list of five of our favorite antique stores in town, each heaping with vintage treasures and worth taking a browse through. Dolly Python (1916 N. Haskell):…

Remembering Tony Scott: The Most Memorable Film Moments

The film world lost a great auteur last night, as Tony Scott – director of such classics like Top Gun and True Romance – tragically took his own life at age 68. Tony was one-half of the Scott- sibling directing duo with his brother Ridley (Alien, Blade Runner, Gladiator). The…

The Top 20 Dorm Room Posters Of All Time

#20 Abbey Road It’s happened: We’ve blown another summer. America’s future leaders are piling back to their schools, and we’re honoring them with how-to’s, survival guides and personal stories of failure from Observer staff. That’s right, It’s College Week. In the tiny confines of a dorm room, real estate is…

The Macabre Beauty of Ari Richter’s Skin Art

The most surprising aspect of Ari Richter’s skin art — aside from its unorthodox canvas, of course — is its unexpected beauty. Richter guided me last Thursday through the white drywall maze of CentralTrak to his summer studio, where he was putting the finishing touches on what will open on…

A Dispatch from The Naked Girls Reading (sNSFW)

You’d the think title says it all. In fact, its straightforward logic is what got me through the door: “I like this and I like that.” But admittedly, I expected something more reserved and perhaps even boring from Friday night’s Naked Girls Reading. While the premise might sound like a…

Tom Hanks is Producing a JFK Assassination Drama Called “Parkland”

Tom Hanks, who once met John F. Kennedy after downing several Dr Peppers, is currently developing a feature film with his production company Playtone about the JFK assassination. The film will be screenwriter Peter Landesman’s directorial debut. According to Variety, the film will chronicle the “events leading up to JFK’s…

Top Ten 10 Artistic Gas Masks. Suck it, Aerial Spray

It started last night: low-flying planes released the first clutch of insecticidal mist. We stayed indoors, ruminating on the state of things. Gas masks are a favorite theme in street art, but due to their apocalyptic nature they’ve also been the muses of classically trained painters, sculptors, video artists, photographers…

Five Local Wedding Trends We Secretly Love

Even a heinous, unlovable spinster like Jennifer Aniston can find a man to overlook her obvious flaws and help shape her into a complete human being again. Thus last weekend’s collective sigh of relief at the report of Aniston and beau Justin Theroux’s impending nuptials, which detonated a virtual arms…