Don’t Have A Cow, Bard

Shakespeare is for suckers. Sure, he (or whoever actually wrote all of those plays) played a vital role in language as we know it, but we’re fairly certain that our high school curricula was inundated with Shakespeare because school district leaders are dicks. What they should have done was send…

Hey, You’re Sitting On Me

More than just an experimental cinematic playground, Texas Theatre is an unconventional nightlife hub, a film festival nucleus and a reassuring Jefferson Boulevard business anchor. But life wasn’t always this way. The Oak Cliff Foundation purchased the historic building in 2001 with a financial leg-up from a few dozen generous…

Let’s Make Memories

Memory jugs were created as a way to honor the dead. Oftentimes holes were provided so the spirit wouldn’t get trapped inside the container. Of course, Bruce Lee Webb, that crazy coot, will offer way more insight on this delightfully quirky tradition in his Oil & Cotton class aptly titled…

Also, He Was In Real Genius

Rumor has it, Val Kilmer gave himself a haircut on stage at this year’s Fun Fun Fun Fest for a scene in one of Terrence Malick’s new films, set amidst the music-loving world of the Austin festival circuit. But we’re willing to believe he really did it to prepare for…

Set Phasers To Freedom

A group of local Trekkies are boldly going where no one has gone before on Friday, as the U.S.S. Navras presents a costumed celebration honoring our Earthly military. The officially sanctioned USO party is sci-fi themed, so if you’ve ever wanted to dance with a sailor while dressed as chain-mail…

DaVerse-ify Your Vocabulary

For 25 years, local do-gooders Big Thought have been expanding the minds (and vocabularies) of our area kids with several educational programs and initiatives, including Thriving Minds and DaVerse Lounge. If you haven’t had a chance to see this program in action, now’s the time, as the music, art and…

Well, Color Me Collectible

If it excites you when, in a small cell, a gentle curve meets a bold thick line, or when a pop of perfect color conveys an intensified level of action, you have a calling: the Dallas Comic Book Show Saturday from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. The show offers thousands…

Lights Now. Turkey Later.

Before you deck the halls, don your gay apparel and fa-la-la-la-la your way through another holiday season, you need a proper kickoff. Thanksgiving doesn’t count — cleaning up the turkey scraps doesn’t transition one into the Christmas spirit. The appropriate kick-off for all things merry is a full five days…

Drop Your Car Over The Cliff

If it’s been a while since you’ve crossed the Trinity to celebrate the awesomeness that is the Oak Cliff, now’s your chance, with the fourth annual Cliff Fest: More than Just a Taste. An afternoon devoted to the best in food, shopping and entertainment, Cliff Fest brings together everything that…

Puppets And Spaceships Invade Waxahachie

Dallas Fort Worth area native and artist Esther Pearl Watson has pinned her career on two influential humans: her spaceship-building father and a 15-year-old girl with a lackadaisical diary obsession. In the gallery world, like at Sunday’s opening at Webb Gallery in Waxahachie (209 W. Franklin St.), we’re given a…

Order Through Chaos

Maybe yours is covered in cascading piles of paper, wads of discarded ideas and a rubber-band ball you’ve worked on for several years. Or, perhaps your desk is pristine, not a file or paper clip out of place. What your desk says about you could parallel what our entertainment districts…

The Dunk Tank

This Wednesday Dallas Mavericks do basketball battle with the New York Knicks, the team that famously let Jeremy “Linsanity” Lin sign with the Houston Rockets in the offseason. The Knicks started the season 3-0 for the first time in over 10 years, and are looking quite un-Knicksish. The Dirk-less Mavs…

Space, The Final Frontier

A group of artists will shake up that currently sedentary snowglobe you know as reality Saturday night in a group show called Co- Re-Creating Spaces. A gathering of more than 20 complicated minds, the shared goal is to contextualize, reframe and reassign meaning to surrounding space, spaces and the pathways…

Surrealism, On The Rocks

Mark S. Nelson isn’t a new name around Dallas. He’s been showing his work in our city’s stronghold galleries — Kettle, The Public Trust and Plush — since the early 2000s, giving those walls a hearty dose of cheerful color, layered above peculiarly deviant subject matter. Now, he’s got his…

Tonight’s Free Rooftop Movie: The Big Lebowski

You’ve got to wonder if the Cohen brothers were able to predict the pop-culture trajectory of The Big Lebowski. It’s spawned a nationally touring tribute festival, created a new generation of white Russian drunkards and even made the word “nihilist” trendy. Plus, it’s got everyone: John Goodman at his absolute…

Before MacHomer Ends After 17 Years, an Interview with the Guy Bringing Macbeth and the The Simpsons Together in Dallas

Something funny comes to the Winspear on Thursday with the one-night-only performance of the family-friendly one-man show MacHomer, actor-writer Rick Miller’s comic adaptation of Macbeth using characters from The Simpsons. It’s an inspired idea that Miller, a Toronto-based actor, launched in 1995 and has performed around the globe ever since…