Girls, Season Two/Episode Three: Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug

Last week’s episode of Girls had a lot of lows, starting with Adam’s sad, shirtless YouTube music video, which Hannah and Elijah watched like a nature documentary while Hannah wondered aloud if Adam loved her enough to murder her. Episode three, however, was concerned with the highs, and opens with…

Dallas Observer Artopia 2013: Thanks for Coming, Being Weird

Last week we introduced our 2013 Masterminds, local artists to whom we awarded $1,000 each for their work making Dallas a stranger, more interesting place to live. And on Saturday night, we honored them at our annual Artopia culture jam, featuring art, fashion, food, music, and some seriously shiny low-riders,…

Local Glasses Company Lights Up the Dallas Party Scene

Local entrepreneurs Austin Emmert and Caden Stevens are bringing focus to the “making-people-look-cooler-when-they-party” business. Last year, the former fraternity brothers turned business partners founded the eye wear line, Spectified. The attraction lies in the electroluminescent wire (aka EL wire), that’s built into the frames, causing the shades to light up…

Pianist Yefim Bronfman Loves Mozart, Hates Airports

Classical music is stuck in the past. Plenty of living composers and musicians argue this statement’s falsehood adamantly. However, it’s true that the bulk of art music played by symphonies, chamber groups and operas hails from hundreds of years ago. Case in point: This weekend the Dallas Symphony Orchestra is…

The iPotty exists. Someone please invent the iStabMyEyesOut.

Potty training a toddler isn’t fun. Trying to convince a toddler to crap into a toilet is like trying to convince a drunk person that whatever stupid shit he’s currently doing is a bad idea. Conversations with both the toddler and the drunk will end with the same result: he…

The Five Best Comedy Shows in Dallas This Weekend, January 24-27

Every Thursday we highlight the best comedy of the coming weekend. Find more comedy events at dallasobserver.com/calendar. Ahmed Ahmed’s Next Generation Comedy Tour at the Majestic Theater Ahmed Ahmed (Yep, that’s his name, not a type-o.), star of the TBS hit comedy Sullivan & Son, returns to stages across the…

14 Awesome Things to Do in Dallas this Weekend, January 24 to 28

(Look up to see video evidence of last year’s Artopia.) Giant weekend alert: I hope you’ve recovered from FluFest 2013, because you’ll need your A-game if you want to hit up Friday’s Shining-themed costume party, tonight’s ’70s Motown bash and an Art Con 8 thank you joint on Monday. Personally,…

Fearful Foursome

A decorous gathering of dames and other knighted U.K. doyens, Quartet centers on the residents of Beecham House, a baronial residence for retired musicians. Former conductor Cedric (Michael Gambon), bedecked in a series of fantastic caftans and charged with organizing the annual gala fundraiser, determines that the reunion of the…

Merrily it Rolls Along: Putting It Together at WaterTower

Putting It Together, a two-hour revue of Stephen Sondheim songs, isn’t much of a musical. It’s more of a meh-sical. But WaterTower Theatre in Addison has a reasonably pleasant staging of it directed by Terry Martin. Singer-actors Alex Organ, Bob Hess, John Campione, Diana Sheehan and newcomer Sarah Elizabeth Smith…

Parker: Rough Guide to a Rough Guy

In George A. Romero’s deeply silly 1993 Stephen King adaptation The Dark Half, Timothy Hutton stars as Thad Beaumont, a writer whose highbrow pretensions don’t pay the bills. When Thad needs to make a quick buck, then, he seals himself into his study and grinds out a nihilistic thriller to…

Surprise! I’m A Dinosaur!

How often do you get a chance to be a part of an experiment? No, not the kind where you take a pill and see if it gives you a third arm. We mean the kind where art and social commentary come together. Mega art farts the Goss-Michael Foundation and…

What You Need to Know From Sundance

Bold, impassioned, ecstatically beautiful, Shane Carruth’s Upstream Color — a lyric reverie on loss, love and various invasions of the body — was in a class by itself at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival. Well, let’s say it was a class shared by a more conventional but no less heady…

Girls Gone Oscar Wilde

Few activities, if any, are as straightforwardly and aptly named as Naked Girls Reading. Lord bless ’em, am I right? The unorthodox series originated in Chicago and grew so popular that it couldn’t be contained to one city. Now burlesque performers, authors and other ballsy broads get together to read…