It’s A Tribal Jesus Leprechaun

Drinking and inking usually results in one of two outcomes. One, you get tossed outta the tattoo parlor before you can even point at a flash and slur “That one” or two, you end up with a tramp stamp that will haunt you the rest of your days. As such,…

Trust Us, Don’t Bet on the Generals

A lot’s probably changed since you last saw the Harlem Globetrotters. For one thing, they’re not cartoons anymore. You’ll also never see them hanging with those halfwits Scooby and Shaggy. There are also girls on the team now, so suck on that, WNBA. Plus they have an all-new show, it’s…

Switch Into Free Gear

Sunday Peoples is ultimately a three-part celebration of bike life featuring bike art, repair and races. Are they liars because they call it Sunday Peoples but then invite you to do things on Saturday? Yes, they are. But aside from that teeny bit of mindfuck, free tune-ups while eating free…

A Disgruntled, Non-Metric Conversion

Texas Theatre (231 W. Jefferson Blvd.) has really been stepping up its costume party game lately, and we’re thankful Dallas has responded in kind. On Saturday it’s giving the gussy-up treatment to a 35mm screening of the 2001 musical Hedwig & the Angry Inch, which has now become a modern…

I Believe She Was Gagged With A Spoon

Do you love the movie Clue, but wish there had been more synth and neon in it? Duh. The Murder Mystery Co. has you covered, when they roll out their Totally ’80s, Totally Murder show, in which you play a new wave detective. The premise: An unfortunately named band (The…

Behold, The Ball Return

It’s time for tennis lovers of the metroplex to rush the net, because the 2013 Challenger of Dallas men’s professional tennis event is back. For 15 years, Challenger of Dallas has been a major stop on the United States Tennis Association circuit, bringing the best local, national and international players…

Where To Watch The Super Bowl In Dallas

Exciting news broke out a few weeks ago that hedgehog cheerleaders would add to the womb-shaking adorableness of Puppy Bowl. Also, we’re told there’s a football game people are watching scheduled for roughly the same time — why the two parties didn’t coordinate their events for different days is beyond…

Cave of Forgotten Trash

Tuesday, film dorks, you’ve got options. If you dig Werner Herzog, (you’re nodding, of course you are) then you’ll want to casually bro down with the gentle souls of the Unitarian Universalist Church of Oak Cliff (3839 W. Kiest Blvd.). They’re screening his 2011 release, which takes us deep into…

Stonewall Crumbling

Hearing President Obama mention Stonewall — shorthand for the 1969 police raid on gay club Stonewall Inn in New York City — in his Inauguration speech was a milestone for gay rights, at a time when the legalization of same-sex unions is gaining traction. That will likely be discussed at…

Is There A Prison Monkey Rodeo?

A rodeo in Texas is always a big to-do, and Fort Worth Stock Show and Rodeo is perhaps the biggest to be done. Friday, you can hit up the indoor rodeo at 2 and 7:30 p.m. to take in bull riding, barrel racing and the long-awaited return of Whiplash, the…

Dust Off Your Trombone: Open Classical Wants You to Play With Them

According to Mark Landson, “The reason people think classical musicians are elitist is because classical musicians are elitist.” As a former professional violist and current driving force behind Open Classical, a weekly open mic night for classical musicians and performers, Landson knows a thing or two about the sometimes overly…

Phantasm Plans to Uprock the Art World on Thursday Night

Special guest, World Champion pop locker, Poppin’ John will pull out all of the subtly explosive stops (and starts) at Phantasm. There’s an art show on Thursday night that’s making us polish our helmets and grab our cardboard. It’s Phantasm, a group show featuring the work of mig L Barjas,…

The Best Photos from This Weekend’s PolaWalk in Deep Ellum

Over the weekend, the local Instant Film Society hosted one of its regular PolaWalk events, wherein photographers wandered the streets in search of scenes worth of their sepia-toned attention. Read about the PolaWalks here, and see some of the best photos from this weekend’s event below. See also: Share Your…