We Couldn’t Have Named It Any Better

There’s an unfair assumption about critics that all they do is mercilessly critique the work of others, never actually producing or contributing anything of their own, all while eating bonbons and whole truffles (the fungi, not the candy). Dallas Observer theater critic Elaine Liner has organized the awesomely named YOLO…

Lips Unzipped

You can’t make this stuff up … said no fiction writer, ever. Mostly because they are pretty sure they can. But despite the twisty plot lines, similarities to our own lives and outta-nowhere narrative bends that authors, screenwriters and playwrights create in their minds, there’s nothing we connect with more…

Oh, Sexy American Girlfriend!

If you’ve forgotten how ridiculously handsome Jake Ryan is and how you never fully understood his attraction to Samantha, then it’s time for a refresher course at Alamo Drafthouse. Tuesday is Girlie Night and they’re showing Sixteen Candles. Relive headgear, Long Duk Dong and a time when John Cusack was…

An Artist, To The Bone

Denton’s art scene gains momentum with the inclusion of world-renowned artist Kiki Smith, who is serving an artist’s residency at UNT for the 2013-2014 academic year. Known as one of the most influential artists of her generation, Smith spent her childhood in a household she compares to the Addams Family,…

Think Objectively

If you happened into Ro2 Gallery’s downtown space in late 2013, you might have caught One Day, an installation of totem-like structures fabricated from discarded Starbucks waste. If you missed Val Curry and Robert Reedy’s exploration of consumer culture, you have another chance to take it in during Objective Strategies,…

DryWall And Boob Tubes

Jeff Gibbons is a tinkerer. An inventor. A renovator. An artist. And whether you catch the CentralTrak artist-in-residence unveiling a whirling collection of projections at Oliver Francis Gallery; experimenting with rotting citrus, ice blocks and late-model electronics at the MAC; or teasing out impermanence through foodstuffs, like in El Centro’s…

The Tacky Box Helps Kids Stop Saying “Boob”

Your toddler just dropped a Cheerio on the floor and said, “Aww, motherfucking dickjob!” We’ve all been there. But what do you do about it? (After you take a video of it happening one more time, because these days your happiness is based on Facebook “likes” and this moment will…

The Dallas Opera Will Simulcast The Barber of Seville For Free

Rossini’s classically lighthearted tale of romance and false identity is an operatic standard. Barber of Seville’s music is so prevalent that without even seeing it performed live or in its staged form, you’ve encountered the libretto through untold doses of pop culture parody. Barney Rubble belted it in the bath…

Gotta See ‘Em All at YOLO Solo Festival

Since hashtags became a thing, the four-letter slogan “YOLO” has been attached to more than 16 million pictures on Instagram of bleary-eyed frat parties, foolhardy stunts and ill-advised trips to tattoo parlors. After all, you only live once. Over at the Margo Jones Theatre in Fair Park, this motto of…

Ten Simply Gorgeous Photos From Artopia

On Saturday night about 1620 of us got together at Artopia. We drank things. We shook things. We absorbed Dallas’ creativity. Picking a favorite part of the night is impossible: Downstairs Magician Confetti Eddie and sidekick the Lovely Karleena were show-stoppers, and the Danielle Georgiou Dance Group captivated us with…

Is Sugar the New Cigarettes? Fed Up, a New Sundance Film, Thinks So

© Courtesy of Sundance InstituteSixty years ago, Fred Flintstone hawked Winston cigarettes. Today, he pitches cereal. And both can kill. Stephanie Soechtig’s rabble-rousing documentary Fed Up argues that it’s time to attack Big Sugar just like we successfully demonized Big Tobacco. Narrated by Katie Couric, Fed Up is the first…

Have You Seen Texas Theatre’s Life Aquatic Parody Video?

File this under “Positively Charming.” Texas Theatre shows Wes Anderson’s The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Saturday night, and in proper Texas Theatre style they’ve filmed a mock doc promo teaser. From the miniature architectural model to the Candy Dungeon, it’s extremely satisfying. (Especially with The Midnight Coterie of Sinister…

15 Awesome Things To Do In Dallas This Weekend, January 17 to 19

I think by now we’ve reached an understanding. A cultural trust fall, of sorts. This Saturday is Artopia, the Observer’s annual art-dance-music-fashion party, and you should go. I say that with bias aside, because the lineup is crazy good. VIP is sold out. A few general admission tickets are still…