Nice Pussy

The first few minutes of Shrek 2 are cluttered with more references to the movies than David Thomson’s thick, rich history text New Biographical Dictionary of Film. Watching the movie is like sitting next to an ADD patient with access to a remote control and a hundred premium cable channels;…

Blessed Are the Cheeky

In 2004 A.D., as the five remaining members of the legendary Monty Python comedy troupe lie in coffins in a Vanity Fair spread to jeer at their own deaths, it’s really nice to have them back together commanding the big screen. Behold anew their wonderfully wiggy Monty Python’s Life of…

Singing Fuels

It’s hard not to like a show that raffles off chess pies at intermission. Pump Boys and Dinettes, now playing at Contemporary Theatre of Dallas, is its own big sticky slice of American pie. A Broadway hit with its original cast of songwriter-performers in the early 1980s, the revue featuring…

E-I-E-I-whoa

Old MacDonald’s farm has fallen through the looking glass, and farming has never been so fun. No, there are no giant clefts in the ground, there have been no earthquakes and Mother Earth has not swallowed up the old Scotsman’s livelihood. Rather, Old Mac’s farm has been rethought and kindled…

Capsule Reviews

Pump Boys and Dinettes Check your cynicism at the door, settle in at one of the comfy tables and order a cold drink to enjoy this musical that’s as light as a butter-flake biscuit. The waitressing Cupp sisters (Jenny Thurman, Arianna Movassagh) and their friends (Willy Welch, Gary Floyd, John…

Capsule Reviews

Alex de Leon The question begs: What to do with art that makes avid if not heavy-handed political statements in an era so eager to wrest itself from the rant, screed and morality inherently connected with political art? Is it the responsibility of art to engender social revolution, much less…

Now Serving

Hyphenation of related modifiers is just another trick of the playwrighting trade for Brad McEntire, artistic director of Audacity Productions and its offbeat offshoot, Mild Dementia. “Somebody called us anarcho-theatricalists, and that stuck,” McEntire says. Audacity supports a small, nonprofit group of stage writers, directors and performers in Dallas, while…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

Thursday, May 20 After reading the page-turner that is Midwives by Chris Bohjalian, we were so intrigued by the holistic practice that we even watched the original Lifetime movie based on the novel. Yeah, Sissy Spacek is great and all, but it just didn’t give us the vibe of what…

Kingdoms Come

I was just 5 years old that day my mother took me to the zoo. We headed to the petting zoo, where we bought pellets for feeding the animals. My favorite was the llama that looked like a dusty cotton ball with legs. I wanted to have my picture taken…

Pitt and the Pabulum

In the mood to launch a thousand ships? Fine, but it’s gonna cost you. Feel like sacking the Temple of Apollo? OK, but bring drachmas. Depending on who’s counting, Warner Bros.’ pre-summer blockbuster Troy budgeted out at anywhere between $175 million and $250 million, including the big wooden horse, assorted…

McRibbing

What becomes of Morgan Spurlock’s body after a month of eating and drinking nothing but McDonald’s assembly-line foodstuffs is not surprising. He bloats up, gaining nearly 30 pounds in 30 days. His sex drive peters out, among myriad disappointments visited upon Spurlock’s vegan-chef girlfriend, who’s only too happy to discuss…

Short Cuts

Breakin All the Rules Part of an ever-expanding subgenre that includes The Brothers, Two Can Play That Game and Deliver Us From Eva, Breakin’ All the Rules serves very little purpose beyond reminding us that there are black people in the world and they have love lives as well as…

Dublin Up

Marie Jones’ 1999 Irish comedy Stones in His Pockets, the final production of Theatre Three’s current subscription season, turns out to be this theater’s best in many a moon. About time, too. This company has limped through the past year with a lineup of plays that were ill-chosen (Arsenic and…

Capsule Reviews

Stones in His Pockets Like Greater Tuna with an Irish brogue, this little play by Belfast playwright Marie Jones uses two actors (James Crawford, Michael Turner) to play 15 characters, including women, children, Americans, Brits and the denizens of a tiny Irish village. A big-budget movie shoots on location in…

Capsule Reviews

By: Photographs by Nan Coulter As the prepositional title of the show suggests, Coulter’s photographs set in relief images that are in between: pictures that are pregnant with the remains of what came before and the possibilities of what comes after. While Coulter has photographed world-renowned cities, you won’t find…

Trash Talk

When an advice book has an index like this one, you know you’re dealing with a wild one. For instance, let’s take the S section topics: saints and sinners, sand in your crack, secrets and lies, septic tanks, sexual awakening and Shanghai beef baloney. Or perhaps the M section: menfolk;…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

Thursday, May 13 You’d have to pay us to see New York Minute. But it would cost you only 15 bucks or so, enough to cover a ticket, soda and popcorn. We’re cheap. And the yard work can wait. So here’s a deal we can’t pass up. For the cost…

Extreme Estrogen

It is common knowledge that girls rule and boys drool. Also, while boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to Mars to get more candy bars. These are immutable laws of the universe. Or, at least, as far as we remember from our jump rope days. Ah,…

First Fest

5/15 South America is the neglected continent. North America has its excessive appetites; Europe, its art. Africa is the land of the troubling headlines. Asia is huge. But South America? Nobody knows South America. We certainly don’t. There’s the Amazon River and…those mountains–the Andes Mountains…and…and…does Colombia still have drug traffickers?…

Wingin’ It

5/15 It’s daunting to think that some birds fly hundreds of miles between their summer and winter habitats when we can’t even work up the energy to visit our parents twice a year. (Winging your way back and forth between the United States and South America is no picnic, but…

Purple Reign

5/16 Author Alice Walker has been quoted as saying, “I’m always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.” But what does she think about radio programs? We think she would approve of intellectual shows…

Go Blond

Take a bite and bust a move 5/15 With more than 60 restaurants and live entertainment, there’s a lot going on at Taste Addison 2004. We’ll just start with our karaoke choice, “Hanging on the Telephone.” See, when karaoking, we always do Blondie, and we’ve always done Blondie. So when…