Reel Gay

In its eight-year history, Q Cinema has done a remarkable job of programming films for its gay and lesbian audience in Tarrant County. (It’s worth the trip from Dallas.) The monthly screenings help keep the group viable throughout the whole year, while most film festivals just hold one big annual…

Training Day

Animal training is a trying activity for most people. Keeping the dog from crapping on the rug or the cat from scratching the couch can take months, and many just don’t have the patience, instead opting to pay for a training service or just resigning themselves to the fact that…

Wild Bill

What do you give the guy who has everything? “How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?” Or, if he’s actor-director Bill Paxton, a welcome home party and a Lifetime Achievement Award. You may remember Paxton from films like Apollo 13 and Tombstone, but his scene-stealing…

Jingle Django

French guitarist Django Reinhardt’s first experience with jazz brought him to tears. Having experienced jazz gone wrong, we can relate. But Reinhardt was inspired by what he heard. He dried his tears and went on to inspire countless musicians, shaping swing and western swing music in the process–which is why…

Pissburgh

What better way to start your new year than by going to a musical called Urinetown? One of your resolutions was to be bold and try new things! This three-time Tony Award winner is coming to town just in time to clear the Year of the Hurricanes out of our…

Tiny Techs

Hollywood is coming to the metroplex! And no, it’s not Oliver Stone filming an inventive sequel to JFK. This will be much more informative and, without a doubt, fun. This could also be your chance to be the cool parent or favorite teacher you secretly wish to be. The Classics…

Bloodsuck Mountain

Much of comedy is based on the absurd. Steve Martin as a “poor black child.” A musical version of the Spanish Inquisition. Count Dracula stepping through the swinging half-doors of a Western saloon, brandishing his six-shooter and drawling, “I vant to suck your…sarsparilla!” Meet the “fastest fangs in the West”…

Scotch Swatch

There are many different levels of prestige that may be achieved by members of our human race. Kings, queens, knights and dukes. Presidents. Viscounts. Newspaper writers. But by far the most prestigious rank is that of master of scotch, a position so incredibly awesome that this Dallas Observer writer didn’t…

Bronc, Stock and Barrel

I’ve been thinking about torn muscles and broken bones. Not mine, mind you–I find hangnails too painful to bear. I’ve been thinking of the members of the Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association who, for the next 16 days, will ride bucking broncs and wrestle steers at the Fort Worth Stock Show…

Big Balls in Cowtown

After three decades, modern western swing kings Asleep at the Wheel have firmly established themselves as a genuine Texas institution, despite the fact that founding member and bandleader Ray Benson originally hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Sat., Oct. 6, 2007…

Amphi-Theatre

The amphibians are kicking it one-on-one at the Heard Natural Science Museum and Wildlife Sanctuary, 1 Nature Place in McKinney, as an animal education specialist breaks down the animal kingdom’s most impressive hybrid for kids of all ages. The specialist will showcase toads, frogs, salamanders and sirens in a live…

Spooky Monkey Polka

When we turn 103, we hope we can still stay up late like the DMA can. The museum celebrates triple digits the third Friday of each month with Late Nights at the Dallas Museum of Art, presented by Starbucks, featuring a smattering of activities from 6 p.m. clear on through…

Family Drama

What a family reunion! Granddad’s dying. Babe’s just killed her abusive husband. Meg’s coming home from Hollywood not a star but a nervous wreck, and Lenny, all of 30, sees old age staring back in the mirror. Of the eight plays written by Beth Henley since she graduated from Southern…

Dear Man

How could I have been so blind? I look back now—after highlighted, chain-walleted, soul-patched Greg Behrendt showed me the light—and realize what a stupid girl I was. See, the super-groomed metrosexual comedian with muscles is one of the brilliant minds behind He’s Just Not That Into You (and its follow-up…

Fun, For Reel

Don’t be troubled by the lineup of films at the 22nd Annual KidFilm Festival. The Naked Brothers Band isn’t as risqué as its title suggests. And from what I’ve learned about the rules of sequels, I’m guessing Bambi II is about the orphaned deer and pals raising money (by break…

Brad Who?

Watching Fight Club now is like looking back at your Hollywood high school yearbook after the 10-year reunion’s over. It’s like, Brad Pitt was this totally hot guy back in the day, but he was also kind of nice, too. Then you see him at the reunion, and he’s divorced…

A Bounteous Bunch

Sam Peckinpah’s Legendary Westerns Collection (Warner Bros.) At a mere $42 through most Web sites, this four-film boxed set ranks among the best ever compiled; not only does it contain the restored version of one of the greatest movies of all time (The Wild Bunch) but also three other brilliant…

Enter the Dragon

There’s an oft-repeated urban legend about Dragon Quest’s popularity in Japan: So many gamers ditched school and work to play that the government decreed that future releases had to take place on weekends. In reality, there’s no such law, but as with most myths, the message rings true, even if…

Our top DVD picks for the week of January 10

According to Occam’s Razor (Elite Entertainment) Black Books: The First Complete Series (BBC/Warner) The Chumscrubber (Universal) The Constant Gardener (Universal) Dead Poets Society: Special Edition (Touchstone) Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: Bueller . . . Bueller . . . Edition (Paramount) The Flash: The Complete Series (Warner Bros.) The Gambler (Time…

The Nude Bomb

The studied British theatricality and sharp wit of Mrs. Henderson Presents are likely to make it a favorite among nostalgiaphiles, theater buffs and the tea-and-crumpets set. Sailing along on the strength of another showy performance by Judi Dench, Stephen Frears’ period frolic is this year’s Being Julia, adorned with the…

Bet on Black

Over the years, moviegoers who double as sports fans have had ample opportunity to pick and choose their favorite miracle–Shoeless Joe Jackson emerging from the tall corn, Rudy suiting up for Notre Dame, Rocky going the distance with Apollo Creed, the U.S. hockey team taking down the Russkies. As if…

Romeo in the Rough

Over the centuries, the legend of Tristram and Iseult has fueled the derring-do of King Arthur, aroused Richard Wagner’s operatic thunder, driven poets as diverse as Shakespeare, Tennyson and Edwin Arlington Robinson to the heights of passion, and helped stock the back streets of Manhattan with companies of leaping Jets…