The Stage Immemorial

If you eventually encounter some sort of magical being/water source that could potentially allow you to live forever, then you have a big decision to make. You should probably prepare for that day by making a list of pros and cons ahead of time. For example, one pro is that…

Half the Air, All the Art

The art world doesn’t come with the cult of personality that music or movies do and that frequently means that we miss out on some of the more interesting dialogues on perspective and culture. Take Martin Creed, a slightly scruffy Scotsman known for his widely acclaimed conceptual pieces, like the…

Jane Eyre: A Woman of Independent Means.

If Jane Eyre is not the greatest of the Great Books with a permanent position on required-reading lists, it may be the most frequently filmed: At least 10 cinematic versions of the story have been made dating back to the dawn of the silent era—more, if you count made-for-TV adaptations…

Paul: Too Many Sci-Fi References, Not Enough Kristen Wiig.

Paul, it should be noted up front, is not the third installment in the so-called Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy featuring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, though there are indeed servings of both. Note the one key missing element: Edgar Wright, who directed and co-wrote with Pegg both the 2004…

Limitless: One Pill Makes You Smarter in a One-Note Movie.

A gleeful celebration of nonstop doping, Limitless offers up a dim Better Living Through Chemistry fantasy that refuses to rain on its own pill-popping parade. With long, disheveled locks and matching facial scruff, novelist Eddie (Bradley Cooper) struggles with writer’s block until he runs into his ex-brother-in-law Vernon (Johnny Whitworth)…

The Lincoln Lawyer: Matthew McConaughey’s Shyster is the Role of His Life.

As devoid of spontaneity as a D.A.’s defense strategy, this adaptation of fiction machine Michael Connelly’s 2005 legal thriller is both convoluted and completely predictable, which fans at least should appreciate. The title refers to Mick Haller (Matthew McConaughey), an L.A. ambulance chaser who conducts business from the back of…

Of Gods and Men: A Tale of Madness, Monks and Martyrs

The eight gentle Trappist monks depicted in Of Gods and Men uphold the faith that brought them from France to Algeria, only to be abducted and massacred, presumably by fanatics of a rival religious persuasion. The movie, based on a 1996 event that continues to resonate in France, opens on…

Monogamy: Wedding Bells Take a Toll.

The romanticized commitment-phobia that keeps Judd Apatow in gilt-fixtured man caves is brought down to earth (or Park Slope, anyway) in this inventive indie thriller from Murderball co-director Dana Adam Shapiro. Monogamy follows thirtysomething Brooklynite Theo (Chris Messina) as he simultaneously slogs through his day job as a wedding photographer,…

Hal at the Hall

What have you been doing for the last 50 years? OK, maybe you haven’t even been alive that long yet, but for those of you who have: Is there any one thing you can honestly say you’ve stuck with for the last half century? No. The answer you’re looking for…

Way Out West

In a few thousand years, when aliens land on our scorched planet and examine Wall-E style what’s been left behind, we think one of the places they’ll be most fascinated with will be Marfa, Texas. They’ll be impressed with the killer menu at Food Shark, muse over the Prada installation,…

The Luck of the Monk

Didn’t get your fill of green bar at the St. Patrick’s festivities on Saturday? Today is the official day of all things Irish, so cut your work day short for an all-day affair that might rival Saturday’s shindig. Feast on corned beef and cabbage or Guinness beef stew and imbibe…

Texas Showdown

As far as sports rivalries go, the Lone Star State is a major player in all things related to good old-fashioned competitive hate. And while a good portion of our rivalries are with teams located out of state (the Sooners, the Eagles, etc.) there are a few within the state…

3, 2, 1

Some artists never leave the realm of commercial illustration or photography, plying their skills and style away from the gallery. Craighead Green Gallery seeks to remedy that with Launch, a new series of exhibitions featuring commercial artists whose work has not been seen in galleries before. First Launch, the series’…

Barking Up The Right Tree

You probably won’t see it at Fashion Week, but bark cloth takes the natural textile craze to a whole new level. Durable, sustainable and eco-friendly, this ancient material, made from the Ugandan mutuba tree, is versatile enough to work for shoes, wedding gowns and even steering wheel covers. It’s functional,…

Shove It, Taxman

From this moment, you have less than a month to fill out all of those obnoxious tax forms and file for the appropriate (necessary) extensions as you scratch your head in stupefaction, wondering how it is you could possibly owe the IRS even more money than last year. It’s quite…

Bombs Away

Fewer than two million World War II veterans are still alive in the United States, and their number shrinks by about 900 a day. Soon, a living link to the past will pass. Even rarer are samples of some of the equipment these warriors used in battle. The Collings Foundation…

The King of Shorts

Over the past several years, feature-length animation has won favor with everyone from your four-year-old to your English professor. If you enjoy animation as much as the next guy, but would rather be tied-up and whipped with a dirty gym sock then watch a 90-minute feel-good fest, Spike and Mike…

How Bazaar

So you stumbled upon the do-it-yourself Yanni nail tip manicure set and it scarred you from ever clicking an Etsy link again? Fear no more! As funny as it would be, there’s nothing “regretsy” about the handmade craft show coming to Fort Worth this Saturday. Produced by Etsy Fort Worth,…

Baby Booming Images

In the ’50s and ’60s, few people knew about fancy inventions like 3D movies or color TV. Heck, it was just about all anyone could handle to see Elvis gyrate his hips in black-and-white. Things have clearly changed. Within the culture and imagery of the ’50s and ’60s were the…

Feeling Horny?

Have you been bucking at the chance to purchase some high quality bull semen? What about embryos? Well, since you’re already in the market, why not dig a little deeper for a good cause? The Texas Longhorn Marketing Alliance is holding their 7th annual Texas Longhorn Legacy Sale. In the…

Makeover!

Spring is here, baby, and it’s time to put that extra bounce in your step with People StyleWatch’s March Celebrity Stylist event. Enjoy a free style consultation from a style expert, learn new beauty tips and skincare regimens and don’t forget to enjoy all your free goodies in your StyleWatch…