Eat, Drink and Be a Difficult Broad

It’s okay to admit that you still get a little warm-n-fuzzy whenever Heath Ledger high-steps across the bleachers, belting out “You’re Just Too Good to be True” in 10 Things I Hate About You. We never learned how to “quit” the Aussie heartthrob, either, and as a result of his…

You Can’t Spell Funny Without a Y-Chromosome

Veteran comedian Bryan Callen needs no introduction, but we’re going to give him one anyways. From his days as an original cast member of MAD TV to playing Eddie in The Hangover, Callen has been making audiences everywhere laugh hysterically. While stand-up is something Callen does on the fringes of…

Never Trust an Angel Face

Albert Pujols is breaking records and stealing titles. The Los Angeles Angels first baseman has dusted himself off from that early season slump and charged ahead, racking up 18 home runs (as of press time). He’s great to watch when he’s on a streak, unless of course you’re cheering on…

Now THAT’s The Greatest Show on Earth

In a perfect world this would happen every day: You wake up, stretch, tug your shoes on and then get irrationally excited because you’re about to throw hundreds of pies in other people’s faces. It would solve socioeconomic division, crime rates would plummet and war would be nothing that a…

Now THAT’s The Greatest Show on Earth

In a perfect world this would happen every day: You wake up, stretch, tug your shoes on and then get irrationally excited because you’re about to throw hundreds of pies in other people’s faces. It would solve socioeconomic division, crime rates would plummet and war would be nothing that a…

Squirty Flower Alert!

Of all the laws on the books in this great land of ours, one of the more patently hilarious is Public Law 91-443, enacted under the 91st Congress in 1970. We think about that time in the early 70s and we know that our government had its hands full with…

Because Summertime Ain’t for Thinkin’

Our appetites for entertainment change with the seasons. Sure, in winter you want something brooding and philosophical. But in summer, man, you just want to party. Water Tower Theatre understands this, so they’ve brought in a showstopper, it’s Smokey Joe’s Cafe and it goes down easier than a root beer…

Vistas at Kettle

While most photographers feel comfortable off-camera, capturing the world from behind their lenses, Erica Felicella has stepped out in the open. She’s the same wonder woman performance artist who spent 48 hours in a plexiglass box behind the Kessler Theater in May. That piece of performance art was part emotional…

Dallas’ Seven Best Post-Theater Hangouts

See also: Our five favorite local wig shops. They don’t have a Joe Allen or a Sardi’s to repair to after an evening of theater. So where do Dallas actors gather to unwind when the curtain rings down? We asked some busy local thesps and they told us…

Top Ten Photos From Cirque du Burlesque (NSFW)

Those tantalizing vixens of Viva Dallas Burlesque recently expanded their enterprise with the new series Cirque du Burlesque. Still firmly rooted in cheeky flirtation, the ladies elevated Friday’s show with aerial acts by Austin’s Bethany Summersizzle and seductive hula hooping routines by temptress Lula Houp Garou. That uptick in weekend…

The Terrible Dallas Cowboys Merch of Etsy

The Cowboys might be in off season, but that doesn’t mean the Etsy booster club has slowed down its production of must-have items. On the contrary, there’s more weird shit on there than ever. Is your dog a football fan but also a captain of industry? Does he need clothing…