Piss Poor

Should we, as a society, be able to pee freely? It’s an important question, one taken on by our European brethren (who say “no,” by the way) and by a McDonald’s just off the Woodley Park Metro stop in Washington, D.C. (which also says “no,” and asks for a quarter…

Bathing Beauties and Hot Meat

There’s a Dallas website that remains cloaked in mystery and gravy. It’s House of Plates, an electronic make-out session of food porn, photography and music — and today, Plates will make you shake your ass. I know what you’re thinking: “How can they do that? They live inside my computer.”…

Scarf Sushi. Chug Sake. Appear Sophisticated.

Are you the kind of sophisticated Dallasite who enjoys dining on sushi while listening to jazz? And Japanese drum lines? If so, Tei-An Soba House has what you need Monday. Tei-An celebrates its four-year anniversary in full party mode, with Japanese drum group Fujisan Kaen Daiko and local jazz star…

You’ve Been Sent To Opera Summer School

As part of its 2012-2013 “Pursuits of Passion” season, and in celebration of the opera’s 25 successful years, The Dallas Opera will stage a production of Dominick Argento’s The Aspern Papers. The work hits the Winspear stage in April, but you don’t have to wait to bone up on all…

A Funky Take On The Circus Model

Each year as the big tops roll into town, it strikes me that the circus is just about the one enterprise that hasn’t changed much over the last century. Why would it? It’s a formula that’s worked beautifully despite economic challenges and technological innovations and is just about immune to…

The Lurid Pleasure of Killer Joe

At one point in Killer Joe, a hideously funny tabloid noir set on the outskirts of Dallas County, Chris Smith (Emile Hirsch) is let into the family double-wide by a relation whose face has just been pummeled into a Rorschach blot of dried gore. He doesn’t stop to ask what…

A Little From Our Files

Our sister paper The Village Voice has been around, like, forever and has some deep archives, including this December 28, 1967, review of The Graduate, which is being re-released, opening this week at the Angelika in Dallas. Enjoy.

Ticket Giveaway: Two Pairs of Passes For F.I.G.’s Shopping Finale

If you’ve noticed that your cross fit center has been overrun lately, it isn’t due to swimsuit season. Dallas’ most fashionable shoppers are to blame; they’ve gone into heavy training for this weekend’s F.I.G. Shopping Finale Sale, a two-day affair in the Design District that resembles a museum filled with…

Photographs Do Not Bend Gallery Now Has More Than Just Photos

Founded, owned and operated by photographers, Photographs Do Not Bend Gallery has firmly established itself as one of the city’s very best venues for artistic photography, pulling in a number of acclaimed artists from around the world. As its name would suggest, the gallery has, since its inception in 1995,…

Top Ten Places in Dallas to Chug Beer and Watch the Olympics

See also: Drunklympics: The 2012 Summer Olympics Drinking Game Every two years your liver’s reputation is offered rebirth. During the Olympics your usual drunken bar crawls are not seen as debaucherous meanderings, instead they’re proof of your patriotism. Be the best American you can: Charge a giant bar tab, eat…

Dallas’ Five Best Furniture Stores

See also: Dallas’ Five Best Wig Shops. Ah, furniture shopping. Whether you’re adding pieces to your home or starting over with a clean slate, it can be hard to know where to start (once you move from Pinterest to real-life shopping, that is). And like most every other category, there…

Five Jukebox Musicals We Wish Were Real

See also: Dallas’ Seven Best Post-Theater Hangouts Addison’s WaterTower Theatre has just opened its production of the jukebox musical Smokey Joe’s Café, celebrating the many rock and roll hits of composing team Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller. The show was one of the first big Broadway jukebox revues to be…

Win Four Tickets to the Ringling Bros. And Barnum & Bailey Circus

As all who are participating in Tuesday’s Pie Throwing Championships are aware, the circus is in town. Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey digs its big red heels into Dallas soil for a 12-day run of Fully Charged, a production showcasing the company’s most high energy acts. You’ll see Ukrainian…

Because No One Knows Cool Like Forbes

Dude. Forbes. Did you really just begin a sentence with, “‘Cool’ is defined by Merriam-Webster’s dictionary as …” Look, we’re thrilled that a publication we’ve actually heard of has given Dallas big props for a change, but there’s a lot going on with this one that has us scratching our…