There’s 30 Days Left to Fund Aurora 2013

Glimpse, October’s Aurora-light event that illuminated the Design District, was a nice reminder that art can still be unexpected, thanks to grassroots organizing. Glowing jellyfish sculptures blew in the wind. A performance art piece tiptoed through the Donor Reflecting Pool in front of the Winspear. Experimental sound wranglers, Waterfalls, played…

Dirty Valentines from Ken Price and Marc Chagall

That Ken Price show is so wonderfully pervy, and Chagall (opening Sunday at the DMA) has a natural sentimentality to it, so we at Mixmaster thought they’d make for good dirty valentines. Here’s a few. Take a screen shot and send one to someone you love and/or want to sleep…

The Dallas Observer‘s Worst Dates Ever

In honor of Valentine’s Day — the Official Holiday of Unmet Expectations — we asked some of our writers to recount their very worst dates. Our hope is that these tales of failure will cushion the blow when whatever you have planned tonight goes horribly awry. Enjoy. ***** Is It…

17 Awesome Things to Do in Dallas This Weekend, February 14 to 17

That footage above was filmed at an O’Reilly Autorama in Dallas back in 2007 and yes, I’m now definitely going. It’s happening all weekend long, so prepare your switches to be flipped. Happy Sexytime Day, y’all! What’s that? You don’t have plans? No sweat. Check out my list of super…

The Five Best Comedy Shows in Dallas This Weekend, February 14-17

Every Thursday we highlight the best comedy of the coming weekend. Find more comedy events at dallasobserver.com/calendar. All Star Comedy Jam at Verizon Theatre Since this jam has been going strong for four years now, we assume that Shaq is now officially better at putting together comedy shows than making…

The Really Slow Death of the Die Hard Franchise

Does anyone care about John McClane anymore? That’s not the same as asking if you want to see A Good Day to Die Hard, the fifth in this series of films with increasingly outlandish action and increasingly cumbersome titles. The most recent entry — the slick, ridiculous hit, Live Free…

Kiarostami in Exile

Abbas Kiarostami is preoccupied with my tape recorder. He wonders if it’s too far away from where he’s sitting. He makes his translator switch from one side of him to another so that the recorder is between them. After a while, clearly still anxious about it, he picks it up…

Old Habits

Before anything else, here’s how dumb things get in A Good Day for Die Hard–Related Media Product, which is being sold as a bang-bang movie sequel so that nobody catches onto its true nature: a black-ops experiment testing the human faculty for discovering coherent patterns in unrelated shards of image…

Bob & Carol & Franny & Zooey

Child characters endowed with adult intelligence tend to be disappointing puppets through which authors articulate their own views. But allowing a brilliant fictional child her own voice and agency (not to mention age-appropriate behavior) represents this whole other imaginative leap — riskier, but way more interesting and rewarding if actually…

A Toast to Lena Dunham’s Panties

Internet assholes are always yelling about what Lena Dunham doesn’t wear on Girls, but let’s talk about something she does. Bros who think everything should be marketed to them never get tired of pointing out that Dunham’s Hannah Horvath seems to be topless more often than not, a point of…

Race For Her Approval

If you and your significant other are rich, or just bonded over that movie Crash, why not up the adrenaline with an expensive car rental this Valentine’s Day? Exotic Driving Experience has a deal where you can rent one exotic car (Ferrari, Lamborghini, or other vehicles with pasta-like names), and…

No, Not THAT Guys and Dolls

Sometimes you want to be direct on Valentine’s Day, and if that’s the plan, go straight to the skin. La Bare, the male dancer revue and window-shopping spot of choice for women who go “Woo-o-ooo!”, is catering its programming to both of you for Valentine’s Day. It’s a Guys and…