Last Call for Art. Knock ‘Em Back.

Looking for a mental vacation? Sunday is the last day to catch Impressions of Europe: 19th Century Vistas at SMU’s Meadows Museum (5900 Bishop Blvd.), a collection of works by Spanish painter Martín Rico. He was known for capturing the landscape of 19th century Europe in vivid colors, heralding an…

Where’s His Busy Bee?!?

If you can say the words “dog show” without singing the clap, clap, clap, clap, clap song from SNL, or picturing any scene from Best in Show, you’re a better human than the rest of us. Either way, it’s time to cash in that vacation day and head to the…

Because Blinking Stuff Is Cool. Duh.

Oil and Cotton (837 W. 7th St.) has earned a reputation as one of the coolest craft shops around. This is partly because of its class schedule, which varies to complement any burgeoning artist’s desired aesthetic. Some of its coolest programs are the shop’s kids’ summer camp offerings, like this…

Tra-aaa-aash, Go Pick It Up

Tuesday Night Trash, Texas Theatre’s now monthly-ish offering, has shifted substantially in recent screenings. It’s jumped from presenting the Garbage Pail Kids Movie to a recent special edition of old Transgression cinema guest-curated by Michael Morris to this Tuesday’s screening of Blank Generation, by filmmaker (and guitarist for Blondie, Iggy…

“Can I Get More Spanking in the Monitor?”

Oh, the strange cultural magnetism of 50 Shades of Grey. The E.L. James trilogy, which tells the story of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey and their kinky relationship, surpassed sales of the Harry Potter series in the UK last year. There was never any question it would be made into…

Basically, Beethoven’s Gotten a Venue Upgrade

It’s a lazy summer Sunday in Texas and you’ll need to arrive early if you want to catch the first installment of the Fine Arts Chamber Players’ annual Basically Beethoven festival. These concerts — presented every Sunday in July — are free to the public, don’t require a ticket or…

Better Cannonball It

You often consider how much better the world would be if someone would simply respond to your letter-writing campaign. Your wants are simple and concise: draft a stage production that marries your love of “rival camps on opposite sides of the lake” story lines to Caddyshack (the first one, naturally)…

Wendy Ruins Everything

You spent your whole childhood waiting to grow up: When 16 came, you could date and it would be simple and wonderful. And oh, hurry up 21, because wine coolers are best enjoyed legally. But now you wonder if that rush to adulthood was misguided — the wonder of childhood…

So Kinky Friedman is Keynote of a Mensa Gathering Today, Which Should be Hilarious

Animal rights activist, salsa entrepreneur, politician, author, musician, Jewish cowboy, non-Mensa member and proud winner of the National Organization of Women’s 1973 “Male Chauvinist Pig Award,” Kinky Friedman will weirdly keynote American Mensa’s 2013 Annual Gathering today in Fort Worth. The member’s-only partay takes place at the Worthington Renaissance Hotel,…

This Statue Has Been Getting Felt Up by Texas Oilmen Since 1917

Aside from a swath of fabric draped across her own masterpiece, The Golden Goddess stands entirely in the buff. The statue pre-dates Deco, but looks like something that could guard Versace’s old South Beach nest. She’s had a peculiar life, this golden girl. And it seems like divine intervention that…

The Best BYOB Activities in Dallas

The combination of leaving the house, avoiding pricey drinks and still getting to sip on your favorite liquid is a recipe for awesomeness. So we rounded up 10 BYOB activities that you and your liver can do together…