The Ultimate Guide to Your Weekend, June 24-26

Do This! Little D Markets is back with another shopping experience packed with unique, artisan and local goods. The Commerce Street Night Market will bring over 20 vendors selling jewelry, paper, custom growlers and more to the Alta West Commerce Pavilion, 444 West Commerce St., from 6 to 10 p.m…

Blake Lively and The Shallows Are Well Worth the Dive

According to IMDb, Jaume Collet-Serra’s over-before-you-know-it The Shallows runs for one hour and 27 minutes — a number that produces a reaction something like when an NBA roster lists a short-looking player at five-foot-nine and you marvel, Really? Nate Robinson is that tall? The shark thriller has only three or…

Me Tarzan. Me Sorry About Colonialism.

At last, a Hollywood reimagining with a point. David Yates’ two-fisted pulp-studies spree The Legend of Tarzan doesn’t just update Edgar Rice Burroughs’ white-boy jungle-bro for our age of heightened sensitivities and bit rates. It interrogates the very idea of Tarzan, signing the old sport up for the good fight…

Art Events, June 25: Car-Eating Fungus and Photographs of Critters

The Sun Shines Blue and Backyard Daoism at Galleri Urbane 2277 Monitor St. 6 p.m. Saturday For The Sun Shines Blue, painter Danny Rose studied natural landscapes and rock formations. These works are rooted in observation, awareness of time and appreciation of the surrounding world. Reflecting both the external and…

Swiss Army Man Has Wonder but Too Much Farty Dada

People made a stink about the walkouts during the Sundance premiere of music-video-and-advertising geniuses the Daniels’ first feature film, Swiss Army Man. It stars Daniel Radcliffe (Manny) as a farting, rotting corpse with superpowers and Paul Dano (Hank) as a sad-sack suicidal stalker trying to get home through a forest…

Two Goats Executed at Site of Popular HGTV Show

Between the hours of 6 p.m. Friday, June 17, and 8:30 p.m. Saturday, June 18, two goats were shot and killed on the property of Magnolia Silos, the Magnolia Market in Waco featured on Fixer Upper, an HGTV show starring Chip and Joanna Gaines. Waco police Sgt. W. Patrick Swanton…

Todd Solondz’s Wiener-Dog Embarks on a Satiric Odyssey

A wiener dog is the perfect mascot for Todd Solondz’s films. Dachshunds are ridiculous, funny without trying, but that zero-dignity waddle belies a much fiercer purpose: to hunt and kill small prey. Solondz’s body of work, stretching from coming-of-age cringefest Welcome to the Dollhouse to his newest, Wiener-Dog, has the…