These Foolish Things

Harold Pinter scares people. His plays can be obtuse, his characters off-putting and brittle. He likes to juggle time, tossing conversations around in a scene so that some characters occupy one plane of reality, while others exist somewhere else. He writes in choppy, stream-of-consciousness riffs. And then there are the…

He Talk Funny

David Sedaris is no stranger. He’s a regular on radio’s This American Life, he’s written best sellers, he’s co-written plays, he’s molded the minds of tuition-paying students. He’s also experienced the mundane and worked the shitty jobs that make for great anecdotes and not-so-great paychecks. And he’ll tell a little…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

Thursday, April 10 We keep hearing the joke–a term we’re using lightly here–that Turkey should change its name to Chicken for not shouldering its burden in America’s war against Iraq. Those “comedians” who think Turkey’s lack of involvement is about cowardice need to check out the premiere screening of the…

The Magnificent Dozen

When accused once of bias in favor of Lou Reed, rock journalist Lester Bangs replied (in paraphrase), “I would kiss the feet of Lou Reed for the same reasons that I would kiss the feet of those that drafted The Magna Carta.” That’s a grandiose statement to be sure, but…

JFK Journey

4/12 Four decades have passed since that infamous November 1963 day in downtown Dallas when President John F. Kennedy was shot and killed. For elders in need of a refresher course or members of a new generation that hasn’t yet heard every minute detail of the assassination, the Dallas Historical…

Down & Dirty

4/12 Like it hot and heavy? Well, things are going to be loud and dirty at Texas Stadium this weekend. (It’s almost the same, right?) Supercross, the off-road motorcycle race, is coming to Texas Stadium, which granted has no roads, but it does seat 35,000 fans, an element apparently as…

Arts and Crafts

4/12 When it comes to summer camp, there are two kinds of kids in this overrated adventure called parenthood. One kind begins whining around Easter that Jason, Jared, Jeremy and every other J-named boy he knows is going to camp and he wants to go, too. The other kind cries…

Open Houses

4/12 There’s been only one home we’ve ever cared about touring. And it was everything we thought it would be. From the tacky décor to the headstone in the back yard, Graceland was all we could hope for, as flashy as the man who once inhabited it. But, alas, we…

Day Jobs

4/12 Witnessing the complete meltdown and failure of a live entertainer is one of life’s simple pleasures. American Idol is proof positive of such a sentiment. Don’t believe us? Why do you watch, then? Improvisational comedy consistently teeters between embarrassing breakdown and genuine inspiration, and this off-the-cuff unpredictability satisfies the…

Krazy Philip

The Philip Guston Retrospective organized by the Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth is an ambitious and smart undertaking–smart for what it does not attempt as much as for what it does. Wisely, the show does not urge a re-evaluation of Guston, the abstract expressionist turned figurative painter who died…

Rescued, 9/11

The Guys is a simple movie about an overwhelming thing: grief suffered in the shadow of September 11. It has a small cast, but the camera stares only at two people: Nick, a fire captain who must speak at eight memorial services for men who died in the collapse of…

The Kids Aren’t Alright

Even under our current government, drugs are still something of a problem in society, which means that the rockin’ and reelin’ Spun hasn’t arrived too late to buzz with significance. In modern pop culture, being young, hooked, miserable, depraved and endlessly self-pitying reached its zenith of coolness about a decade…

Wrong Number

A man, peering through the scope of a sniper’s rifle muffled by a silencer, holds hostage someone he considers an evildoer. They communicate via telephone: The sniper insists that if his prey disconnects for any reason, he will shoot to kill. To prove he is serious, not merely a lunatic…

A Grand Guy

March 21, 2003–though he never knew the precise date, it was the very day Nile Southern had been waiting for longer than he cared to remember. On that day, Southern went into the Chelsea Mini-Storage facility on Manhattan’s West Side, grabbed the largest dolly he could find–it looked like a…

It’s De-Lovely

As escapist entertainment, Cole Porter’s Anything Goes hits all the right notes. Within its two hours of slap-happiness are heard some of American musical theater’s wittiest, loveliest tunes: “I Get a Kick Out of You,” “Friendship,” “You’re the Top,” “It’s De-Lovely,” “All Through the Night,” “Blow Gabriel Blow,” “Easy to…

Failing Masterfully

The big F: not freedom nor France nor finance nor whatever else is going through those sordid Dallas brains. They’re talkin’ failure, and maybe a comment or two on freedom. The University of Texas at Dallas presents an innovative exhibit we’re willing to bet the good ole deans aren’t entirely…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

April 3 Thursday Just because comedian Carlos Mencia changed his motto from Take a Joke America to America Rules doesn’t mean he’s lost his edge. He’s still spewing his Archie Bunker-like stereotypes designed to make everyone in his audience uncomfortable in their political correctness. But, according to Mencia, he is…

One Kid Ranting

One of the hands-down best privileges of being a kid: temper tantrums. Face first on the bed or floor (or surface of choice), tiny fists clenched, just wailing. To hell with the drool, the tears were flying free and easy. Whatever brought it on was serious, aggravating and quite possibly…

Feelin’ Saxy

4/4 North Texas’ reputation as a hothouse for budding jazz talent blossoms a little wider this weekend at the Third Annual North Texas Jazz Festival in Addison, a three-day event mixing established national artists with the best of the next generation. Focused around the renowned jazz program at the University…

Play Bargain

4/4 Question: What do you get when you mix a serious lack of productivity with a bunch of crazies who make too much money and who take themselves far too seriously? Answer: The Texas Rangers (though the United Nations or any French diplomat would have been acceptable answers). The good…

Chugging Along

4/5 Thomas the Tank Engine and his buddy James make stops at the Collin Creek Mall on Saturday at 11 a.m., 1 p.m. and 3 p.m. to distract the kiddies with a free 30-minute musical show featuring life-size replicas of the aforementioned trains as well as our favorite “live costumed…

Busts and Buds

4/5 Heads up! You’re smack-dab in the middle of our brief, semiannual window of opportunity for all things al fresco. You know, right now and for about 72 measly more hours, the days are warm, not sweltering; the nights are cool, not cold; and the West-Nile-virulent skeeters are just beginning…