Friday’s Lettuce Wrap Up: Now With Fresh Greens

Have you been outside today? While things may feel a little overcast over at the State Fair on account of Big Tex’s mishap, the rest of Dallas is bright and sunny with a cool, fall breeze. It’s time to kick off our weekends, but first there’s a week to wrap…

Prevention: Velvet Taco’s Ultimate Hangover Remedy

Everyone has their own hangover cure they love to gush about, but they all suck. Most involve a greasy meal, something hydrating, and if you’re lucky, a nap, but while they may temporarily cause the worst symptoms to abate for a short time, inevitably, you’re eventually right back where you…

More Of A Food Critic’s Absolute Worst Food Photography

If you’ve ever tried to snap a photo of your dinner plate in a dark dining room you know it can be difficult to make things look as delicious as they taste. For full reviews I have a professional photographer, but when I’m out and about on my own time,…

Kaurina’s Kulfi Is Awesome. Go Eat It

When the Singh family moved to Dallas in the ’80s, kulfi was hard to come by. If they wanted the frozen Indian dessert that’s similar to ice cream they had to make it themselves, a process that entailed boiling milk down until it was concentrated, adding flavorings and then freezing…

Monica’s Latest Restaurant Brings Something New To Oak Lawn

If you haven’t been to Monica’s Nueva Cocina, the subject of this week’s review, you should probably get around to it soon. Not that you have to hurry. Monica’s been cooking up restaurants in Dallas for more than two decades now, and something tells me her latest offering will be…

Monica’s 2.0 Has a Few Bugs, but It Feels Like a Successful Release

If you visit Monica’s Nueva Cocina, chances are you’ll meet the famous Monica Greene. The 57-year-old restaurateur works the room like a pro, dropping in on every table to ask how things are and staying for some time if the customers are the slightest bit engaging. She’s enthusiastic when discussing…

Dallas Morning News Critic Leslie Brenner Really Hates Queso

Leslie Brenner laid down the gauntlet today publishing a blog post that promises to inflame an entire state. “Queso is awful,” writes Brenner saying she’s ready to come out of the queso closet. She goes on to defend queso fundido, which often makes use of higher quality cheese, but that…

Lockhart Smokehouse Employee Arrested For Aggravated Assault

An employee of Lockhart Smokehouse was arrested early this morning for threatening police officers with a knife after they responded to a complaint called in by an unnamed witness. If you want details on the incident involving Kenneth Gonzaba check out this write-up on Unfair Park. A reporter for The…

Burrito Smackdown: Chipotle vs. Freebirds

This is the hardest smackdown I’ve undertaken so far. Freebirds’ Texas-based burrito bomb versus the longstanding American favorite Chipotle. See Also: Lobster Roll Smack Down: Rex’s Versus Sea Breeze Chili Dog Smackdown: Angry Dog Versus St. Pete’s…

The Onion Breaks Into Food TV With Porkin’ Across America

If you’re more of a Diners Drive-ins and Dives basher than a Guy Fieri fan, and Man Versus Food turns your stomach, you might get a kick out of The Onion’s latest video series. Porkin’ Across America parodies the shows that have developed a cult like following as devoted fans…

The Best Corned Beef Sandwiches In Dallas

Corned beef and other forms of brisket may be the greatest form of deli meat to grace two pieces of bread. When that brisket is lovingly handcrafted, brined, braised, smoked and sliced on-site, it transcends typical bar food to become something otherworldly. Here are five handcrafted sandwiches derived from brisket…

Don’t Kneel Before Cod: Reviewing The Three Lions Food Truck

Food trucks get tons of attention, but is the food they’re peddling any good? While evaluating creativity, curb appeal, value and taste to award Firestone tires, we’re ranking Dallas’ food trucks to sort out which one’s are worth chasing around town and which ones may be headed for a blow…

The Oak Lawn Pizza Wars: Italia Express Is Ready For Battle

“You guys are going to beat the shit out of Zini’s.” It wasn’t the most professional thing to come out of my mouth at a restaurant. I initially regretted the slip, but then I didn’t. The order taker told me everyone who came to her counter said the same thing…

There Will Be Beer: Goodfriend is Throwing a One Year Anniversary Party

While Snack wrestles with a new menu, concept, or whatever they’re planning to accomplish during their two week hiatus, Goodfriend in East Dallas is spending that time celebrating their first year anniversary. Comparing the two says a lot about which restaurant concepts are often successful and which are headed for…

Start’s Potential

A few of Erin McKool’s friends thought the idea was a mistake. Drive-thrus were for McDonald’s and Taco Cabana, not an eco-friendly health-food start-up. The image of a Chevy Suburban saddled up to a takeout window evoked cheap burgers, soggy fries and fatness, which was the antithesis of Start. The…