The Slow, Weak Pulse of the Heart Attack Grill

The sign outside the Heart Attack Grill beckons, but not like most. “Over 350 Lbs? Eat for Free” the red neon glows, calling out to Dallas’ morbidly obese, enticing them to come inside to indulge in the ultimate gluttony. Ah, but there’s a catch. A large scale sits in the…

Fuck You! Yelper: A Tumblr Blog Takes Yelp to Task

A new Tumblr blog is making the rounds on the Internet. First on the LA Weekly and then in Broward. I couldn’t resist the opportunity to let Aters have a crack at it. I use Yelp a lot. Whenever someone offers a restaurant recommendation I pull out my iPhone and…

Lobster Prices are Still a Bust, So Let’s Get To Eating

The lobster population in the coastal waters of Maine continues to swell, according to a story  in The New York Times today. Ecologists and concerned parties speaking out on behalf of waterman have reason for concern, but for the rest of us, it’s time we do our part and break…

A Tale of Two Chippers and One Flaccid Fish

My love for Premiership Soccer has spurred many secondary obsessions in English fare. I drink far more Guinness than I should and have become a sucker for other session beers. Tetley’s stands out, but is hard to find. I love a hearty lamb stew. And of course, there’s fish and…

A Critic’s Pitfall: Missing a Home-Cooked Meal

Being a food critic is a fine way to make a living, though it certainly has pitfalls. I knew I’d be eating out a lot, but maybe not this much. During a dinner conversation this weekend my friends and I discussed the contents of my refrigerator. Currently, there’s an empty…

When Partners Fight, It’s Always The Brisket That Suffers

A Dallas district court is presiding over a series of disputes between Nhat Ngo and Charles “Lucky” Johnson, co-owners of Luckie’s Smokehouse in Oak Cliff. Ngo filed suit against his partner earlier this summer, requesting a temporary restraining order and a permanent injunction. His suit brands Johnson a drunk and…

Food-Truck Porn: An Idea Made for Dallas

It’s a tough job, but food news is food news. The sequel to The Flying Pink Pig, a food truck parody and porn film, will hit the shelves August 30. The movie took an interesting turn after media coverage exploded surrounding allegations that Joe Kim, the owner of the truck…

Do You Prefer Your Service Warm and Cheeful or Dry and Aloof?

Have you gotten to Alan Richman’s scathing back and forth account of M.Wells? The article is making the rounds this week and describes an odd email exchange between critic and restauranteur, involving plenty of bad taste and alleged sexual harassment. Richman also apologized to his readers for seemingly encouraging bad…

Comment of the Moment: Any Dallas Chefs Up For a Challenge?

Yesterday we told you about a new restaurant concept, started by Grant Achatz, proprietor of Alinea in Chicago. The concept riffs on dinner theater, charging a fixed price for a ticket before the event instead of leaving a bill after. The menu also shifts four times a year to keep…

Searching For Consistency at Craft Dallas

The word “craft” denotes a skill or trade. It can also refer to the quality of workmanship of the product that trade produces. All in all, it makes a decent name for a restaurant helmed by a perfectionist chef. Tom Colicchio, who’s built his career serving simple but refined recipes…