Innocuous Pepper Turned Capsicum Criminal: Jalapeños Busted at the Border

A truckload of jalapeño peppers was seized in Pharr, Texas, this Thursday, according to a Customs and Border Patrol news release. The alleged marijuana from this seizure has an estimated street value of approximately $3,162,530. CBP officers seized the narcotics and the tractor-trailer. The peppers stand accused of attempting to…

The Most Amazing Thing Stephan Pyles Ever Ate

Chefs for Farmers, a Dallas based group who celebrate small, local farms, is having some fun on their facebook page to promote their annual event.They asked Brian Luscher from the Grape to come up with a random question for fellow participant Stephan Pyles. Luscher asked: Your hard work as a…

I Dream of the Perfect Chicken Sandwich

Remember this guy? Look at him, dimpling a dough round with the sharp corner of a drywall knife. Leslie Minora found his tiny bakery in Plano while researching Iraqi immigration, and I’m still thinking about him. Leslie returned from the trip with a bag full of freshly baked bread. The…

Chick-fil-A Courts Your Babies, As Long As They’re Straight

Chick-fil-A is rolling out a new Kid’s Meal, according to a recent news release, aimed at fighting childhood obesity and promoting good nutrition. Comprised of grilled chicken nuggets, low-fat milk and fruit, either in a cup for finger-eating, or pureed in a bag for squeezing, the meals tally just over…

Dallas’ Six Best Half-Price Happy Hours

It’s the New Year. Maybe one of your resolutions is to save a little scratch. But just because food is cheap doesn’t mean it’s good. Here are six spots we think do a good job of offering up the cheap eats, including this year’s winner for Best Half-Priced Food. Get…

Texas Spice, the Hotel Restaurant That Shouldn’t Be But Is

I’m staring at a perfectly seared and large piece of red fish, with crisp skin and flaky white flesh, trying to figure out what went wrong with Texas Spice. It’s a decent plate, if a little ham-handed. The fish sits on a bed of black-bean and avocado purees, both heaped…

But I Don’t Want to Go the Fuck There for Drinks

A new website has been making the rounds for the past few weeks. Created by Coolagraphy, a creative consultancy dedicated to cool, wherethefuckshouldIgofordrinks uses your zip code or internet geolocation to offer up random watering holes with a side of salty banter. It’s fun for about seven seconds. Using Dallas…

Meatless Monday Is Harder Than I Thought

Ed. note: Along with our booze correspondent, food critic Scott Reitz is trying his mouth at going meatless on Mondays. They’ll occasionally relay their experiences. So far Scott sucks at it. It sounded soooooooo easy. Drop meat on Mondays — it’ll help save the world and shit. And it’s only…

Hostess Is Going Bankrupt. Again.

Hostess, the Irving-based maker of beloved school-lunch snacks like the Twinkie and the Ho-Ho, is in financial trouble, according to the Wall Street Journal. A source tells the paper that the processed food giant will file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection as soon as this week. Hostess also owes more…

What Does the Internet Say About the Health of Dallas’ Dining Scene?

Eric Asimov, the interim New York Times restaurant critic sandwiched between Sam Sifton and his permanent replacement Pete Wells, published a story last week about his short tenure as a critical diner. Asimov reviewed restaurants before becoming a full-time wine columnist in 2004. His column compared dining during his first…

The Wild Cards Are Finished: Watching the NFL Through Food

What a weird weekend in football. While I’m glad New Orleans trumped Detroit (what do people in D-town eat besides sadness?), I’m devastated by Pittsburgh’s loss to Denver, another town whose culinary culture is difficult to define. What Would Tebow Cook? Pittsburgh, however, gave rise to the glory that is…

How Hot Do You Want That?

I tried to muster my most serious face, looking the waitress at Bangkok City, the Thai place on Bryan Street, straight in the eye. “Native Thai spicy, please.” I’d ordered the crispy duck, a roasted half bird, fried until crisp and served with chili peppers onions and crunchy fried basil…

You Say Guanciale, I Say Delicious: This Week In Fatness

Well. Here we go. Hope your tree and other decorations are taken down and put away. The “New Year” is quickly becoming the plain old month of January. We’ve got a lot of eating to do. And we’re starting with burgers. Alice Laussade and I both tackled Stackhouse this week…

Macarons Are Sooo Gay

A new book, profiled recently in the New York Times, promises to get some chatter. In it, Simon Doonan, the author of Gay Men Don’t Get Fat, uses gay and straight descriptions to classify food. Fried chips, for instance? Not gay. Baked chips? So gay. Macarons: completely queer. Cheesecake: absolutely…