Introducing The Nooner at Jonathon’s Oak Cliff

Jonathon Erdeljac is trying to kill you, according to some recent activity on his Facebook page. The chef behind Jonathon’s Oak Cliff posted this picture and dropped the following to clarify the train wreck: I call it “Tha’ Nooner” 1/2# patty, ham, Swiss, bacon, American, tomato, mayo, and a fried…

BREAKING: It’s Not National Tater Tot Day

When I came in this morning, my editor asked me if I wanted to write about National Tater Tot Day. Why wouldn’t I? We’ve already blogged about National Margarita Day, Pie Day, Tequila Day, and a boatload of other bullshit holidays. Why not give people a half-ass excuse to stuff…

Tto Tto Wa Bistro and the Arrival of Korean Fried Chicken

While researching Tto Tto Wa Bistro, the subject of this week’s review, I read everything I could on an Asian delicacy that’s become a personal obsession: Korean fried chicken. The earliest reference I could find to the stuff served in the States was in John T. Edge’s book Fried Chicken,…

This Super Bowl Sunday, Just Say No To Chicken Wing Delivery

The Super Bowl is coming, which means everyone must think about, write about, talk about and prepare for the egregious consumption of chicken wings. It’s a damn shame because most of the wings consumed during the big game will totally blow. I blame these guys for fucking up chicken wings…

So Long Horne and Dekker

Late last night Pegasus News reported Horne & Dekker, the spot known for its popular Hangover Brunch, had closed. The story hit the twitterverse and reactions were pretty consistent. Not many readers were surprised. Neither was I. Last summer I was a Dallas newb. I had a handful of restaurant…

I Miss You, Restaurant Matchbooks

There’s a large glass container filled with matchbooks in my apartment. Actually they’re in a big Ziploc bag because I’m too lazy to unpack them, but I used to have them out in a big glass bowl on a table in my living room. I’d use them like most people…

I Ate the World’s Hottest Pepper This Weekend

So I ate the world’s hottest chili this weekend. The Trinidad Scorpion pepper was measured at 1.4 million Scoville Heat Units last year, usurping the Bhut Jolokia as the king of capsaicin. It’s slowly taking over many of the hot sauce offerings at chili conventions as the most popular pepper…

Valet Parking, Dr Pepper and Enchilada Porn: This Week In Fatness

Is it quitting time yet? We’re close. ZestFest is going down at the Irving Convention Center this weekend. Make sure you stock up on your TUMS, and avoid hospital trip inducing capsaicin extracts. It’s also shaping up to be a fine weekend for patio drinking, but before you go we’ve…

NHS Tavern’s Reuben: Better The Second Time

When I first read the menu description for NHS Tavern’s Reuben, I was smitten. In-house corned beef, gruyere cheese, jalapeño and onion kraut on marble rye and Russian dressing? I’ll take two, please. But that anticipation was quickly replaced with disappointment when I took a first bite from the sandwich…

What Do You Put On Your Fried Chicken?

Lisa Garza’s Sissy’s Southern Kitchen & Bar is coming. Press releases have been teasing the open of Uptown’s newest soul-food source for the past few weeks now. A post on the Eats Blog got me thinking not so much about fried chicken itself but fried chicken condiments … The duo…

A Requiem for Cheap PBR

I got a kick out of this picture from Lauren’s Love Shack burger story earlier today. Maybe a decade or so ago, I used to buy an occasional six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon at a Giant grocery store near my place. I think I paid $4-something for that sixer. I…