What Do a Ticket Show Host and a Famous CIA Analyst Have in Common?

Norm Hitzges, probably the second most famous grad from Canisius College So, we just gave KTCK-AM (1310) 10 a.m.-noon host Norm Hitzges one our prestigious, delicious and lightly smoked Best of Dallas® awards — “Best Local Sports Radio Show,” natch. Which means nothing, no doubt, compared to the latest honor…

Meet the Trinity River Boys

Schutze, it looks like we’ve found the people behind the Trinity River toll road. This is the Citizens Council, right? I don’t see Steve Blow, though. Maybe one of these kind folks can point him out. –Robert Wilonsky…

Truckin’ Up the Trinity River

The Dallas Morning News story about the Trinity toll road referendum campaign finance reports, which was buried yesterday inside the Metro section, did a fine job of not telling anybody anything. Anybody grateful? Late in the day Tuesday, long after The News had published its story, the City Secretary finally…

Another Texas Rangers Loss

Gregg Eklin was one of the only guys on the Rangers’ payroll who did his job well. So of course Tom Hicks had him canned. Terrell Owens’ humility coach. Marion Jones’ image consultant. Lindsay Lohan’s liver. And at the top of the list of the world’s most difficult jobs: Senior…

SMU Can’t Cheer Up or Pony Up

The Washington Post reports this morning that the NCAA’s “death penalty” is dead — thanks to what it did to SMU, which hasn’t been to a bowl game since 1984 and is a woeful 1-4 this season. Coach Phil Bennett, who is 17-42 during his six years on the Hilltop,…

What the Hell is Tilda Swinton Talking About?

Writer-director Tony Gilroy’s Michael Clayton is easily one of the better films of the year — a taut, smart legal thriller starring George Clooney as a broken “fixer” at a law firm and Tilda Swinton as the in-house counsel for the agrochemical company that manufactures lethal fertilizer. Swinton’s character, Karen…

Tony Romo Is More Popular Than Zac Efron — Kind Of, Sort Of

We’ve been told to run more pictures of Zac Efron, Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers to attract that hard-to-lure ‘tweener audience, so here goes nothing. When High School Musical 2 debuted in August on the Disney Channel, it shattered all kinds of cable-TV ratings records: Some 17.2 million people…

FBI Warns DPD To Watch Its Back

Nice to see KTVT-Channel 11 back in the news business: After being first to send word that the federal indictments were on the way in the City Hall corruption case, Channel 11 breaks the news that the FBI has warned area law enforcement officials to watch their backs, as the…

Yes, Dallas Has a Fashion Week

I’d just finished my chai latte — Black Forest, never Starbucks — when the inimitable Robert Wilonsky appeared at my office door, his bone-toned striped shirt just the right kind of rumpled (it could only be Ralph Lauren). Wilonsky needed something. That gruff, sulky bear of a journalist, long an…

We Want to Axe Emmitt Smith a Question About His TV Job

If you were too exhausted and/or exhilarated and/or inebriated after last night’s Cowboys comeback to stay up for ESPN’s on-field post-game analysis, shame on you. Because, in his own incredibly awkward way, expert Emmitt Smith was almost as entertaining as the game. As usual, there were a million hiccups and…

Tangy Sous

As the 35th anniversary of The Grape approaches October 26, new chef-owner Brian Luscher — fresh from his successful shift as chef at TPC Craig Ranch golf club — is team-building. His newest acquisition is sous chef Jennifer Schaertl. Graduate of El Centro Culinary School. Current of Suze (for one…

Young Folk Sticks Around and Sees Last Night Through

Just 11 months ago, Arizona’s Nick Folk was named Pac-10 Football Player of the Week. Now, he’s a burgeoning NFL legend. Five interceptions. Three freak touchdowns. Two Terrell Owens drops. And, finally, after a crazy Cowboys game that will rank alongside the Hail Mary on the list of cliffhanger climaxes,…

Dude, Can You Make Change for a Million-Dollar Bill?

Little more than a year ago, a federal judge in Dallas gave the U.S. Secret Service the go-ahead to seize religious pamphlets from the Denton-based Great News Network ministry. Mind you, the Secret Service had nothing against the content of the tracts, just the cover — a mock million-dollar bill,…

Because You Can’t See This Ad Enough

Especially this morning. Tony Romo’s QB rating might have been a woeful 49.9 against the Buffalo Bills, what with his throwing the ball away five times and fumbling it away once, but his Q rating’s clearly much, much higher. But, c’mon — Rowdy? –Robert Wilonsky…

Hall of Lame

Maybe tonight’s Dallas Cowboys win and first 5-0 start in almost 25 years will ease the sting, but there’s a local sports celeb absolutely making a fool of himself on TV these days. No, not Mark Cuban. It’s another Dancing With the Stars contestant, third-season winner Emmitt Smith. If you…