At The Car Show, Yeah

During the Great Depression–the last one, we mean–lavish, light-hearted Hollywood musicals like 42nd Street and Gold Diggers of 1933 helped Americans forget their troubles for a while and escape to a glittering, fantastical world. This weekend, the 49th Annual O’Reilly Auto Parts AutoRama brings a slew of custom-made hot rods,…

Designed To Shell

Around my house, when it comes to lubricating the gears of love, I’m more inclined to reach for a 12-pack of Coors light–for her, not me–than shuck open a bucket of oysters. Those of you who are traditionalists (and have some class), however, might be more interested in the aphrodisiacal…

A Texan’s Home is his Castle, Until Someone Richer Wants It

BUZZ Higher purpose: Here are a couple of surprising facts: First, the Texas Legislature has yet to provide property owners with adequate protection from government misusing its power to acquire private property through eminent domain. Second, when the Texas chapter of the Institute for Justice, a libertarian legal nonprofit, was…

Mojito Bowl

We’re trying to care, really we are. It is Super Bowl XLIII, after all. The Steelers are making their seventh Super Bowl appearance, the Arizona Cardinals their first. Cardinals QB Kurt Warner, who is, like 60 years old or something, is making an unlikely third trip to the championship. Bruce…

Crime-Ridden Apartments, Credit Reports and Cops

If you haven’t carefully checked the fine print in the city’s proposed high-crime apartment ordinance, which the Dallas City Council will take up today, you might have missed this little gem: Apartment owners whose properties become too crime-ridden according to the city’s calculations will be required to collect credit reports…

Buzz Reviews the News of 2008: Yes. It Was All Bad.

Buzz’s mother had three essential life lessons she attempted to impart to her son: 1) Shut up; 2) Show some respect; and 3) God help you if I ever catch you hanging around that pool hall. Despite her best efforts, delivered with the loving strokes of a left hook that…

HIV Numbers Cloud Condom Sense

Condom sense: Ignore the two charts that appeared this week on the Metro page of The Dallas Morning News—one showing a sharply sloping line tracking a boom in the number of people living with HIV/AIDS in Dallas County, another a graph tracking a decrease in new cases. The charts accompanied…

The Secret Society of Happy People Spills the Coffee Beans

Cheers: Ten years have passed since we last spoke with Pamela Gail Johnson of Lewisville, founder of the Secret Society of Happy People. As you might have noticed, life for many has deteriorated somewhat since 1998, when the society, which promotes happiness, was created. So, we wondered how she was…

Fairy Princess

No offense, IwannaBeFamous2007, but we kinda doubt that you were what Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II had in mind when they wrote their 1950s musical version of the fairy tale Cinderella. Don’t get us wrong. Your YouTube video of yourself singing Cinderella’s dreamy solo “In My Own Little Corner”…

Laying Down the Unwelcome Mat for Bush

Howdy, neighbor: Well, it looks like Buzz is going to have to find a new place to bike ride. The Bushes, W. and Laura, are moving into our ‘hood. OK, not exactly our neighborhood, but in the same ZIP code and four miles to the east, in an area where…

Happiness Is a Warm Gun

Draw, pardner: How many times has this happened to you? You’re out doing the grocery shopping, picking up the dry cleaning, etc. You get back to your car and realize you left your lights on. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the lead starts flying. A crazed gunman has opened fire…

Shocked—Shocked—To Find Discrimination in Flower Mound

There goes the neighborhood: When Inclusive Communities Project Inc.’s lawsuit against the town of Flower Mound crossed Buzz’s desk last week, we had one of those “gambling in Casablanca” moments. ICP, a nonprofit that helps poor families use federal public housing vouchers to rent homes in non-minority neighborhoods, is accusing…

Mom Likes Them Best

Sometimes you’re too old to get it…the joke, that is. Sometimes you’re too young. In the case of The Smothers Brothers, I’m both. I’m just the right age to vaguely remember brothers Tom and Dick’s late ’60s variety show, canceled on CBS in 1969 because it was just too edgy…

DISD Just Can’t Get Numbers Right

Numbers game: Ooo, looky here. In Buzz’s hands we have a copy of an investigation report from Dallas Independent School District’s Office of Professional Responsibility. It’s labeled “highly confidential,” and it’s about how some ne’er-do-wells at DISD submitted false Social Security numbers to a state agency—fake numbers for foreign nationals,…

Before the Election, Feeling a Little Hanxious

Hanxious: A couple of weeks ago, Buzz traveled with family to Reno, Nevada, for a vacation that involved lots and lots of drinking. It was Reno, after all, a city that can best be described as being a lot like Las Vegas, only not quite as tasteful. We’ve never really…

Steve Says

Election? What election? Oh, that presidential thingy. Is that still going on? We hadn’t noticed, ’cause we’ve been in a freakin’ coma for the past eight years. Lucky for us, Steve Forbes, chairman and chief executive officer of Forbes Inc. and editor-in-chief of Forbes Magazine, will tell us all about…

Sentimental Journey

Sentimental journey: So it’s damn the petitions, full speed ahead with City Hall’s plan to spend a half-billion dollars to build a convention center hotel. Nearly 60,000 people signed petitions calling for a public vote, but the city intends to sell bonds for the project in January, though the earliest…

Crises Management

Crises management: The news breaks suddenly, spreading anger, fear and distrust. Massive miscalculations and shaky financial structures threaten imminent doom. Our leaders should have seen this coming but didn’t. Now only massive, painful and unprecedented action will keep us from the abyss. Wait…are we talking about the international banking crisis…

Never, Ever Volunteer

Never, ever volunteer: If there’s a lawyer or, say, a member of the U.S. House of Representatives out there reading this, could you lend Nicholas Zimmerman a hand before the electric company turns out his lights? Zimmerman is a local guy who joined the Army in 2004. In April 2005…

Irrational Discourse

Irrational discourse: In 2004, when Iraqi terrorists beheaded American Nick Berg and posted a horrific video of the murder online, we watched it. One time. Not out of morbid curiosity, we like to think, but to get better informed about the barbarians Americans are up against. Were we wrong to…