QCinema Fest Celebrates Cowtown Gayness

Hard to believe that only three years have passed since Fort Worth police and agents with the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission agents conducted their infamous raid on that city’s Rainbow Lounge. Today, it hardly seems conceivable that the cops would bust in and bust heads in a dubious crackdown on…

This is Why We Have Revolutions

Man, you just can’t trust a blue-blood. One minute they’re, like, friendly, you know, hanging out in Seville and all, “Hey, Figgy ol’ pal, could you help me win this girl, buddy o’ mine?” Before you know it, the fat lady sings, the curtain rings down on the Barber of…

Breaking the Silence

“It gets better,” the national YouTube video campaign assures gay and lesbian teenagers who confront homophobia. Sometimes, though, before things get better, life can get a lot harder. Out in the Silence, a documentary by filmmaker Joe Wilson tracks the struggles of a small-town gay teen tormented by classmates and…

Slip the Surly Bonds

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Things that fly low and fast. Things that fly slow and glow. Things that fly and dance and twist. We’re talking air show, people AIR SHOW! OK, gotta calm down now, but really, who cannot love an air show? Besides, that is, a certain spouse who…

Tommy Davidson, In Living Flesh

Hah, did you know? When black women get angry, they get their heads bobbing up and down. White women, meanwhile, are like superheroes, whose uptight, controlled rage keeps the world moving. Yes, indeedy, the differences between white and black folk, as revealed circa 1995, are miiiighty hilarious, as comedian Tommy…

Strangers in Strange Lands

An Iraq War veteran is brought home from combat to take part in a morale-boosting tour, with a stop at the bizarre, full-fledged extravaganza/political theater at a Cowboys half-time show. A brilliant high school teacher succumbs to temptation and existential confusion in 2002 Paris. Duty, violence and morality twist and…

Trinity East Wants to Drill in the Floodplain

Ah, the Trinity River corridor, that swath of green that anchors urban Dallas to Mother Nature. How we cherish it. Unless, that is, someone — Mayor Mike Rawlings, for example — wants to build a toll road through its heart … Or maybe dump a few hundred gallons of pig…

Competitive Eating, Minus the Gorging

Ah, food. It used to be so simple. Time was, if you had an adequate amount, it tasted OK and it didn’t make you sick, you could count yourself one of Earth’s fortunate children. It was like sex that way. Now, eating is like, well, sex. You can be damn…

Ruh-Roh, What’s Velma Up To?

Let’s check out this here event. Hmm, it’s at La Grange — alcohol-drenched shaved ice, the pinnacle of modern technology. Check. It’s put together by Dr. Sketchy, and we practically have a Ph.D. in sketchy ourselves. Check. It’s a figure-drawing session, so we can be all artsy. Check. It features…

Latest Texas Education News Proves: Reproduction is Way Overrated

So much happening on the education front these days. Earlier this week, Mayor Mike Rawlings broke with tradition and endorsed candidates for Dallas Independent School District’s board. Not in his capacity as mayor, of course. That would be against the city’s ethics rules. No, this was just good ol’ Mike…

More Money for Schools? Take a Hike, Kid.

Texas public schools are barely squeaking by, The New York Times reported this morning in a heart-rending story about state budget cuts. Things have gotten so dire that the Times led its story with the horrifying tale of a youth in Hutto, northeast of Austin, who must now walk a…

A Less-Than-Crushing Blow for the EPA

Last week, in response to a post Brantley Hargrove wrote about power giant Energy Future Holdings’ slow death waltz with potential bankruptcy, a commenter gently smacked him for ignoring some Major News related to power plants, smokestacks, etc. “And in other [news] this kid refuses to cover. The 5th Circuit…

Collecting Internet Sales Taxes — What a Great Damn Idea, Mofo

Well, crap. Look, I’m generally pro-government. You know, down with Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., who said, “I like to pay taxes. With them I buy civilization.” And like any good leftie hippie-type, I just love kitschy Main Street shops that I’d definitely ride my bike to if it weren’t…