Twitter Toilet Paper: Tired of Social Networking? Flush it.

OMG Jason Timberlake just ate a sandwich #sayitwasareuben. Wanna c pics of cats? Lisn to my new podcast about puppets @whocaresthatwascoolsixyearsago Are you over it yet? Do you wish you could tune it all out and silence the constant updates on your Twitter feed? What would you do with that…

Nine Saturday Night Gallery Parties, Consider It A Dare.

Eat a hefty early dinner before you hit up Saturday night’s Dragon Street art openings, because a whole mess of galleries want to ply you full of wine and point you towards their latest installments of glorious eye candy. Here’s a helpful guide — think CliffsNotes for booze and art…

11 Awesome Things To Do This Week: March 29 to April 3

Take a sit, dear — you work too hard, and I worry. Wouldn’t you feel more relaxed if you met a sexy Italian on a Vespa, went to a comedy festival or got inappropriately sloshed on complimentary wine during this weekend’s gallery openings? Of course you would. (*Pats hand*) You’re…

Buy Art, Build A School

In Guatemala a movement is happening. A group called Hug it Forward has stepped in and is using discarded bottles to build schools in villages (trash architect Michael Reynolds would be so proud). In the last two years the organization has constructed 18 schools, allowing a classroom education to hundreds…

Ride The Dragon, Five Art Openings In One Hood

Dallas’ contemporary art lovers have no shortage of fodder for their lust on Saturday night, with many Dragon Street galleries opening their doors and corking their wine in honor of new exhibitions. Conduit Gallery (1626 C Hi Line Dr.) is a quick step over and features the monochromatically hued landscapes…

Grown Up, Screwed Up.

When Jimmy Lee Lindsey Jr. (Jay Reatard) passed away in early 2010, Memphis’ soul-slab foundations crumbled. The reverberation spread well beyond the walls of Goner Records, through and past Austin and was felt worldwide. While a crushing blow to followers of Lindsey’s music, news of his death was not entirely…

Stuff We Want: These 2D Cartoon Purses by Jump From Paper

These are the coolest purses, ever. Designed to look like 2D cartoon paper sketches, they come in a variety of shapes and sizes and are entirely real. From laptop cases to small travel totes these are the perfect addition to any she-geek wardrobe. You’ve got to buy them online because…

Your WTF Advertising Moment Of The Day, From The Cast Of Dallas.

There are so many things going on in this terrible (pronounced: “tur-bul”) ad for Dallas that I don’t even know where to start. Since I’m wading aimlessly in frustration, let’s begin with the tagline. “…And No, You’re Not Dreaming.” No shit. When I’m dreaming awesome stuff happens, like last night…

A Stand-Up Showdown, Tonight at the Dallas Comedy Festival

It’s day two of the Dallas Comedy Festival, the chuckle-rich lovechild of Dallas Comedy House. Tonight’s line-up features the bravest of all funnymen and -women, the stand-up comics. There are no props or pals to help these folks. It’s just them, a microphone and the will to make you buckle…

Free Screening of Bully Tonight at Studio Movie Grill.

You might have already heard of this movie even though it doesn’t hit mainstream release until March 30. Bully is a gnarly-hard look at the generated cycle of child-on-child violence. Tonight, you can see it for free at 7 at Studio Movie Grill (11170 N. Central Expressway). Go early, these…

DMA’s New Dashboard Tool Gives You A Glance At The Books

Reorganizing departmental staff and hiring new talent aren’t the only changes happening at the Dallas Museum of Art. Maxwell L. Anderson, the DMA’s new Eugene McDermott Director, launched DMA Dashboard last Friday. The sub-site gives an at-a-glance fact list ranging from monthly over-all endowment value to more obscure details, like…

Festival of Balloons Brought Elastic Curiosities To Dallas

While it isn’t clear how one discovers a talent in the balloon arts, those competing at Sunday’s Festival of Balloons were well-versed in the trade. Roughly 600 sculptors from 50 countries gathered at the Sheraton Dallas Hotel to flex their elastic prowess and construct colossal balloon sculptures. Birds of prey,…