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We’re back here with another installment of our local comedy series, First Times Are Funny.
This time around we’ve put local Andy Franklin on the hotseat – partly in anticipation of tonight’s Stand-Upish Evening with Franklin, Jude Sutton and Dante Martinez at the Dallas Comedy House, and partly because we wanted to follow up comedy veteran Dave Little with a rising newcomer.
Prepare to be shocked. Prepare to be wha-huh?-ed. Prepare to be surprised that a dude in quality frames like the ones you see above can riff on ball sacks, SMU, and double-bagging – without the punchlines you’re expecting.
Let’s jump right into Franklin’s first time…
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Who was the first comic you laughed at and where were you? My dad. I’m sure the first time I was probably somewhere in his ball sack.
Describe the first time you realized you were funny: Just after I got a dude with a “white power” tattoo to laugh and he sent me a Facebook friend request … Denied! But I did get his sister pregnant … For free!!!
Tell us about your first time on stage: I was drinking VODKA and the SMU crowd was completely hopped up on Jager and privilege! I got nervous till I imagined the crowd was on meth; it reminded me of home and I calmed down!
What’s the first thing you’re going to do after answering these questions? Well since there’s no happy hour at Redbox, I’m probably gonna dodge a few more calls from my baby momma and pick up the finest box of wine I can find…
For more Andy Franklin, catch him tonight at 9:30 p.m. as part of the Stand-Upish Evening at the Dallas Comedy House, as well as every Tuesday at the DCH open mic night.
