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Bro, these runners are ignoring me when I scream, “Show your tits!” And what’s with the costumes? At least the contest judges are hot. Miss Dallas and that anchor chick are nice, but that Krystal Summers is smoking! I bet she–what do you mean, “Make that ‘he’?” Dude, I was misinformed what this “Dash For the Beads” 5K walk and 1-mile run (9 a.m. Saturday in the Bishop Arts District) would be like. Shoulda checked dashforthebeads.org.
Sat., Feb. 6, 9 a.m., 2010
